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Melvins - A History Of Bad Men
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Melvins - Copache
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Melvins - Hooch
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Melvins - Goin' Blind
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Melvins - Lizzy
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Melvins - Queen
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Melvins - For Your Darling
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Melvins - Honey Bucket
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Melvins - Night Goat
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Melvins - Revolve
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Melvins - Ballad Of Dwight Fry
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Melvins - Boris
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Melvins - Civilized Worm
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Melvins - King Of Rome
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Melvins - Little Judas Chongo
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Melvins - Pain Equals Funny
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Melvins - Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Melvins - The Bit
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Melvins - Vomit Of Clarity
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Melvins - #2 Pencil
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Melvins - A History Of Drunks
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Melvins - A Vast Filthy Prison
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Melvins - Adolescent Wet Dream
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Melvins - Agonizer
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Melvins - Air Breather Deep In The Arms Of Morphius
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Melvins - Allergic to Food
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Melvins - Amazon
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Melvins - Anaconda
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Melvins - Annum
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Melvins - Antitocidote
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Melvins - As It Was?
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Melvins - At A Crawl
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Melvins - At The Stake
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Melvins - Bar-X The Rocking M
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Melvins - Berthas
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Melvins - Big As A Mountain
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Melvins - Billy Fish
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Melvins - Bitten Into Sympathy
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Melvins - Black Bock
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Melvins - Black Santa
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Melvins - Black Stooges
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Melvins - Blessing The Operation
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Melvins - Blockbuster
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Melvins - Blood Witch
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Melvins - Brain Center At Whipples
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Melvins - Buck Owens
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Melvins - Candy-O
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Melvins - Caped Crusader
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Melvins - Captain Pungent
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Melvins - Charmicarmicat
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Melvins - Claude
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Melvins - Clipping Roses
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Melvins - Cottonmouth
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Melvins - Cow
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Melvins - Cranky Messiah
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Melvins - Creepy Smell
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Melvins - Dawn Of The Locusts
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Melvins - Dead Dressed
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Melvins - Dead Wipe
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Melvins - Disinvite
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Melvins - Divorced
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Melvins - Dog Island
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Melvins - Don't Piece Me
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Melvins - Dr. Geek
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Melvins - Dr. Mule
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Melvins - Easy As It Was
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Melvins - Echo Head
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Melvins - Enchanted Thoughtfist
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Melvins - Ever Since My Accident
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Melvins - Exact Paperbacks
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Melvins - Eye Flys
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Melvins - Flex With You
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Melvins - Foaming
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Melvins - G.I Joe
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Melvins - GGIIBBYY
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Melvins - Gluey Porch Treatments
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Melvins - God Of Thunder
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Melvins - Goggles
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Melvins - Goose Freight Train
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Melvins - Green Honey
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Melvins - Grin
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Melvins - Grinding Process
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Melvins - Grinding Process 1
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Melvins - Hag Me
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Melvins - Halo Of Flies
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Melvins - Happy Gray Or Black
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Melvins - Harry Lauder's Walking Stick Tree
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Melvins - Harry Lauders Walking Stick Tree
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Melvins - Heater Moves And Eyes
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Melvins - Heather Moves and Eyes
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Melvins - Heaviness Of The Load
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Melvins - Hog Leg
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Melvins - How About
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Melvins - Hung Bunny
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Melvins - Hunter
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Melvins - If I Had An Exorcism
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Melvins - In The Rain
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Melvins - Influence Of Atmosphere
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Melvins - Isabella
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Melvins - Islamic Bomb
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Melvins - It's Shoved
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Melvins - Jacksonville
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Melvins - Jew Boy Flower Head
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Melvins - Joan Of Arc
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Melvins - Kali-Fornia Über Alles 21st Century
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Melvins - Koollegged
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Melvins - Lacrimosa
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Melvins - Laughing With Lucifer At Satan's Sideshow
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Melvins - Leech
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Melvins - Lessons In What Not To Become
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Melvins - Let God Be Your Gardener
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Melvins - Let It All Be
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Melvins - Lexicon Devil
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Melvins - Ligature
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Melvins - Lividity
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Melvins - Lone Rose Holding Now
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Melvins - Lovely Butterfly
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Melvins - Magic Pig Detective
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Melvins - Manky
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Melvins - Mary Lady Bobby Kins
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Melvins - McGruff The Crime Dog
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Melvins - Mine Is No Desgrace
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Melvins - Mine Is No Disgrace
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Melvins - Mombius Hibachi
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Melvins - Mombus Hibachi
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Melvins - Moon Over Marin
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Melvins - My Generation
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Melvins - My Small Percent Shows Most
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Melvins - Now A Limo
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Melvins - Okie From Muskogee
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Melvins - Okie From Muskogge
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Melvins - Oven
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Melvins - Pearl Bomb
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Melvins - Pitfalls In Serving Warrants
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Melvins - Plethysmograph
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Melvins - Prig
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Melvins - Raise A Paw
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Melvins - Ramblin' Man
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Melvins - Rat Faced Granny
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Melvins - Respite
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Melvins - Revulsion/We Reach
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Melvins - Roadbull
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Melvins - Roman Bird Dog
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Melvins - Roman Dog Bird
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Melvins - Sacrifice
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Melvins - Scared
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Melvins - Set Me Straight
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Melvins - She Waits
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Melvins - She's Got Weird Arms
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Melvins - Shevil
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Melvins - Short Hair With A Wig
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Melvins - Skeeter
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Melvins - Skin Horse
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Melvins - Skweetis
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Melvins - Sky Pup
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Melvins - Smiler
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Melvins - Spread Eagle Beagle
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Melvins - Sterilized
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Melvins - Steve Instant Newman
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Melvins - Suicide In Progress
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Melvins - Sweet Willy Rollbar
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Melvins - Teet
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Melvins - The Anti-vermin Seed
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Melvins - The Ballad Of Dwight Fry
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Melvins - The Bloat
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Melvins - The Decay Of Lying
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Melvins - The Fool, The Meddling Idiot
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Melvins - The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)
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Melvins - The Hawk
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Melvins - The Kicking Machine
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Melvins - The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
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Melvins - The Mechanical Bride
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Melvins - The Smiling Cobra
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Melvins - The Talking Horse
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Melvins - They All Must Be Slaughtered
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Melvins - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)
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Melvins - Tipping The Lion
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Melvins - Toy
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Melvins - Up The Dumper
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Melvins - Venus Blood
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Melvins - Victory Of The Pyramids
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Melvins - Vile
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Melvins - Voted Off The Island
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Melvins - Way Of The World
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Melvins - We All Love Judy
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Melvins - We Are Doomed
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Melvins - We We
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Melvins - Wholly Buy-Bull
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Melvins - Wispy
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Melvins - With Teeth
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Melvins - With Yo Heart, Not Yo Hands
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Melvins - Working The Ditch
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Melvins - You've Never Been Right
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Melvins - Your Blessened
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Melvins - Youth of America
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Melvins - Yuppie Cadillac
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Melvins - Zodiac
The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
Melvins
You have randomly been selected
Got a funny name and you look the part
Plus, I like the way, you bulge in your clothes
Yeah, I love my job
Rock bottom pay never felt so hot
Big man, uniform and badge
Pedophile Santas ain't got nothin' on me
I love to feel sexy things
Other people's sexy things
I love to peek at people's things
Other people's private things
When I was young and someone's guest
I'd find a way to sneak upstairs
Peek in the closet, paw through the drawers
And feel a funny tingle up from below
Oh, how I love to find
New playthings for my mind
I file these thoughts
Away until I go on break
When I can finally touch myself
See your shiny jewels
On your neck and wrists
They could be weapons
We must play safe so fork 'em over
Of you're under arrest
Maybe you should have checked
Them in your suitcase
Meanwhile, down below
What have we here?
Let's open this one up
Pills, cash electronics to fence
Let's see you prove they
Were there in the first place
Who is that behind
The one way mirror blind
Just little old me
And my non-dairy cream
Gotta wipe it up
And go select someone new
