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Melvins - A History Of Bad Men
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Melvins - Night Goat
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Melvins - Revolve
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Melvins - Dog Island
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Melvins - Hooch
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Melvins - The Bit
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Melvins - Goin' Blind
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Melvins - Lizzy
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Melvins - Vile
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Melvins - Adolescent Wet Dream
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Melvins - Cottonmouth
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Melvins - Honey Bucket
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Melvins - Roman Dog Bird
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Melvins - Amazon
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Melvins - Civilized Worm
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Melvins - Copache
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Melvins - Queen
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Melvins - Sweet Willy Rollbar
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Melvins - Black Santa
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Melvins - Black Stooges
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Melvins - Blood Witch
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Melvins - Boris
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Melvins - Disinvite
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Melvins - Divorced
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Melvins - Eye Flys
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Melvins - Gluey Porch Treatments
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Melvins - Goose Freight Train
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Melvins - Heater Moves And Eyes
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Melvins - Heather Moves and Eyes
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Melvins - It's Shoved
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Melvins - Leech
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Melvins - Okie From Muskogge
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Melvins - Prig
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Melvins - Set Me Straight
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Melvins - Shevil
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Melvins - Skin Horse
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Melvins - Skweetis
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Melvins - Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Melvins - Sterilized
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Melvins - The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)
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Melvins - We Are Doomed
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Melvins - Wispy
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Melvins - Yuppie Cadillac
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Melvins - #2 Pencil
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Melvins - A History Of Drunks
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Melvins - A Vast Filthy Prison
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Melvins - Agonizer
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Melvins - Air Breather Deep In The Arms Of Morphius
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Melvins - Allergic to Food
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Melvins - Anaconda
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Melvins - Annum
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Melvins - Antitocidote
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Melvins - As It Was?
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Melvins - At A Crawl
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Melvins - At The Stake
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Melvins - Ballad Of Dwight Fry
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Melvins - Bar-X The Rocking M
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Melvins - Berthas
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Melvins - Big As A Mountain
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Melvins - Billy Fish
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Melvins - Bitten Into Sympathy
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Melvins - Black Bock
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Melvins - Blessing The Operation
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Melvins - Blockbuster
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Melvins - Brain Center At Whipples
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Melvins - Buck Owens
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Melvins - Candy-O
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Melvins - Caped Crusader
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Melvins - Captain Pungent
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Melvins - Charmicarmicat
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Melvins - Claude
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Melvins - Clipping Roses
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Melvins - Cow
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Melvins - Cranky Messiah
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Melvins - Creepy Smell
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Melvins - Dawn Of The Locusts
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Melvins - Dead Dressed
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Melvins - Dead Wipe
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Melvins - Don't Piece Me
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Melvins - Dr. Geek
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Melvins - Dr. Mule
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Melvins - Easy As It Was
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Melvins - Echo Head
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Melvins - Enchanted Thoughtfist
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Melvins - Ever Since My Accident
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Melvins - Exact Paperbacks
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Melvins - Flex With You
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Melvins - Foaming
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Melvins - For Your Darling
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Melvins - G.I Joe
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Melvins - GGIIBBYY
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Melvins - God Of Thunder
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Melvins - Goggles
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Melvins - Green Honey
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Melvins - Grin
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Melvins - Grinding Process
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Melvins - Grinding Process 1
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Melvins - Hag Me
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Melvins - Halo Of Flies
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Melvins - Happy Gray Or Black
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Melvins - Harry Lauder's Walking Stick Tree
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Melvins - Harry Lauders Walking Stick Tree
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Melvins - Heaviness Of The Load
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Melvins - Hog Leg
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Melvins - How About
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Melvins - Hung Bunny
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Melvins - Hunter
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Melvins - If I Had An Exorcism
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Melvins - In The Rain
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Melvins - Influence Of Atmosphere
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Melvins - Isabella
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Melvins - Islamic Bomb
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Melvins - Jacksonville
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Melvins - Jew Boy Flower Head
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Melvins - Joan Of Arc
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Melvins - Kali-Fornia Über Alles 21st Century
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Melvins - King Of Rome
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Melvins - Koollegged
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Melvins - Lacrimosa
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Melvins - Laughing With Lucifer At Satan's Sideshow
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Melvins - Lessons In What Not To Become
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Melvins - Let God Be Your Gardener
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Melvins - Let It All Be
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Melvins - Lexicon Devil
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Melvins - Ligature
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Melvins - Little Judas Chongo
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Melvins - Lividity
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Melvins - Lone Rose Holding Now
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Melvins - Lovely Butterfly
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Melvins - Magic Pig Detective
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Melvins - Manky
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Melvins - Mary Lady Bobby Kins
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Melvins - McGruff The Crime Dog
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Melvins - Mine Is No Desgrace
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Melvins - Mine Is No Disgrace
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Melvins - Mombius Hibachi
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Melvins - Mombus Hibachi
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Melvins - Moon Over Marin
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Melvins - My Generation
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Melvins - My Small Percent Shows Most
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Melvins - Now A Limo
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Melvins - Okie From Muskogee
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Melvins - Oven
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Melvins - Pain Equals Funny
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Melvins - Pearl Bomb
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Melvins - Pitfalls In Serving Warrants
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Melvins - Plethysmograph
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Melvins - Raise A Paw
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Melvins - Ramblin' Man
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Melvins - Rat Faced Granny
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Melvins - Respite
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Melvins - Revulsion/We Reach
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Melvins - Roadbull
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Melvins - Roman Bird Dog
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Melvins - Sacrifice
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Melvins - Scared
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Melvins - She Waits
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Melvins - She's Got Weird Arms
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Melvins - Short Hair With A Wig
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Melvins - Skeeter
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Melvins - Sky Pup
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Melvins - Smiler
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Melvins - Spread Eagle Beagle
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Melvins - Steve Instant Newman
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Melvins - Suicide In Progress
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Melvins - Teet
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Melvins - The Anti-vermin Seed
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Melvins - The Ballad Of Dwight Fry
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Melvins - The Bloat
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Melvins - The Decay Of Lying
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Melvins - The Fool, The Meddling Idiot
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Melvins - The Hawk
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Melvins - The Kicking Machine
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Melvins - The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
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Melvins - The Mechanical Bride
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Melvins - The Smiling Cobra
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Melvins - The Talking Horse
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Melvins - They All Must Be Slaughtered
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Melvins - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)
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Melvins - Tipping The Lion
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Melvins - Toy
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Melvins - Up The Dumper
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Melvins - Venus Blood
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Melvins - Victory Of The Pyramids
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Melvins - Vomit Of Clarity
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Melvins - Voted Off The Island
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Melvins - Way Of The World
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Melvins - We All Love Judy
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Melvins - We We
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Melvins - Wholly Buy-Bull
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Melvins - With Teeth
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Melvins - With Yo Heart, Not Yo Hands
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Melvins - Working The Ditch
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Melvins - You've Never Been Right
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Melvins - Your Blessened
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Melvins - Youth of America
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Melvins - Zodiac
The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
Melvins
You have randomly been selected
Got a funny name and you look the part
Plus, I like the way, you bulge in your clothes
Yeah, I love my job
Rock bottom pay never felt so hot
Big man, uniform and badge
Pedophile Santas ain't got nothin' on me
I love to feel sexy things
Other people's sexy things
I love to peek at people's things
Other people's private things
When I was young and someone's guest
I'd find a way to sneak upstairs
Peek in the closet, paw through the drawers
And feel a funny tingle up from below
Oh, how I love to find
New playthings for my mind
I file these thoughts
Away until I go on break
When I can finally touch myself
See your shiny jewels
On your neck and wrists
They could be weapons
We must play safe so fork 'em over
Of you're under arrest
Maybe you should have checked
Them in your suitcase
Meanwhile, down below
What have we here?
Let's open this one up
Pills, cash electronics to fence
Let's see you prove they
Were there in the first place
Who is that behind
The one way mirror blind
Just little old me
And my non-dairy cream
Gotta wipe it up
And go select someone new
