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Melvins - A History Of Bad Men
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Melvins - Dog Island
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Melvins - Hooch
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Melvins - Honey Bucket
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Melvins - Night Goat
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Melvins - Revolve
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Melvins - The Talking Horse
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Melvins - Heater Moves And Eyes
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Melvins - Teet
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Melvins - A History Of Drunks
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Melvins - Ballad Of Dwight Fry
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Melvins - It's Shoved
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Melvins - Joan Of Arc
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Melvins - Lizzy
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Melvins - Mombius Hibachi
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Melvins - Moon Over Marin
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Melvins - Queen
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Melvins - Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Melvins - Agonizer
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Melvins - Anaconda
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Melvins - Billy Fish
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Melvins - Black Bock
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Melvins - Black Stooges
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Melvins - Blockbuster
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Melvins - Blood Witch
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Melvins - Buck Owens
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Melvins - Charmicarmicat
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Melvins - Civilized Worm
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Melvins - Claude
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Melvins - Cow
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Melvins - Creepy Smell
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Melvins - Dawn Of The Locusts
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Melvins - Dead Dressed
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Melvins - Exact Paperbacks
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Melvins - Hag Me
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Melvins - Harry Lauders Walking Stick Tree
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Melvins - Hung Bunny
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Melvins - Islamic Bomb
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Melvins - Jew Boy Flower Head
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Melvins - King Of Rome
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Melvins - Lexicon Devil
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Melvins - Lividity
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Melvins - My Generation
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Melvins - Revulsion/We Reach
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Melvins - Roman Dog Bird
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Melvins - Set Me Straight
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Melvins - Shevil
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Melvins - Skeeter
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Melvins - Sky Pup
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Melvins - Suicide In Progress
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Melvins - The Bloat
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Melvins - The Hawk
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Melvins - We Are Doomed
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Melvins - Working The Ditch
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Melvins - #2 Pencil
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Melvins - A Vast Filthy Prison
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Melvins - Adolescent Wet Dream
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Melvins - Air Breather Deep In The Arms Of Morphius
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Melvins - Allergic to Food
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Melvins - Amazon
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Melvins - Annum
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Melvins - Antitocidote
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Melvins - As It Was?
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Melvins - At A Crawl
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Melvins - At The Stake
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Melvins - Bar-X The Rocking M
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Melvins - Berthas
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Melvins - Big As A Mountain
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Melvins - Bitten Into Sympathy
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Melvins - Black Santa
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Melvins - Blessing The Operation
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Melvins - Boris
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Melvins - Brain Center At Whipples
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Melvins - Candy-O
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Melvins - Caped Crusader
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Melvins - Captain Pungent
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Melvins - Clipping Roses
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Melvins - Copache
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Melvins - Cottonmouth
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Melvins - Cranky Messiah
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Melvins - Dead Wipe
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Melvins - Disinvite
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Melvins - Divorced
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Melvins - Don't Piece Me
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Melvins - Dr. Geek
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Melvins - Dr. Mule
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Melvins - Easy As It Was
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Melvins - Echo Head
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Melvins - Enchanted Thoughtfist
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Melvins - Ever Since My Accident
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Melvins - Eye Flys
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Melvins - Flex With You
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Melvins - Foaming
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Melvins - For Your Darling
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Melvins - G.I Joe
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Melvins - GGIIBBYY
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Melvins - Gluey Porch Treatments
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Melvins - God Of Thunder
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Melvins - Goggles
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Melvins - Goin' Blind
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Melvins - Goose Freight Train
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Melvins - Green Honey
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Melvins - Grin
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Melvins - Grinding Process
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Melvins - Grinding Process 1
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Melvins - Halo Of Flies
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Melvins - Happy Gray Or Black
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Melvins - Harry Lauder's Walking Stick Tree
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Melvins - Heather Moves and Eyes
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Melvins - Heaviness Of The Load
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Melvins - Hog Leg
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Melvins - How About
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Melvins - Hunter
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Melvins - If I Had An Exorcism
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Melvins - In The Rain
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Melvins - Influence Of Atmosphere
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Melvins - Isabella
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Melvins - Jacksonville
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Melvins - Kali-Fornia Über Alles 21st Century
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Melvins - Koollegged
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Melvins - Lacrimosa
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Melvins - Laughing With Lucifer At Satan's Sideshow
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Melvins - Leech
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Melvins - Lessons In What Not To Become
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Melvins - Let God Be Your Gardener
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Melvins - Let It All Be
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Melvins - Ligature
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Melvins - Little Judas Chongo
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Melvins - Lone Rose Holding Now
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Melvins - Lovely Butterfly
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Melvins - Magic Pig Detective
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Melvins - Manky
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Melvins - Mary Lady Bobby Kins
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Melvins - McGruff The Crime Dog
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Melvins - Mine Is No Desgrace
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Melvins - Mine Is No Disgrace
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Melvins - Mombus Hibachi
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Melvins - My Small Percent Shows Most
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Melvins - Now A Limo
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Melvins - Okie From Muskogee
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Melvins - Okie From Muskogge
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Melvins - Oven
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Melvins - Pain Equals Funny
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Melvins - Pearl Bomb
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Melvins - Pitfalls In Serving Warrants
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Melvins - Plethysmograph
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Melvins - Prig
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Melvins - Raise A Paw
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Melvins - Ramblin' Man
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Melvins - Rat Faced Granny
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Melvins - Respite
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Melvins - Roadbull
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Melvins - Roman Bird Dog
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Melvins - Sacrifice
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Melvins - Scared
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Melvins - She Waits
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Melvins - She's Got Weird Arms
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Melvins - Short Hair With A Wig
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Melvins - Skin Horse
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Melvins - Skweetis
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Melvins - Smiler
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Melvins - Spread Eagle Beagle
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Melvins - Sterilized
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Melvins - Steve Instant Newman
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Melvins - Sweet Willy Rollbar
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Melvins - The Anti-vermin Seed
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Melvins - The Ballad Of Dwight Fry
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Melvins - The Bit
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Melvins - The Decay Of Lying
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Melvins - The Fool, The Meddling Idiot
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Melvins - The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)
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Melvins - The Kicking Machine
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Melvins - The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
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Melvins - The Mechanical Bride
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Melvins - The Smiling Cobra
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Melvins - They All Must Be Slaughtered
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Melvins - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)
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Melvins - Tipping The Lion
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Melvins - Toy
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Melvins - Up The Dumper
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Melvins - Venus Blood
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Melvins - Victory Of The Pyramids
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Melvins - Vile
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Melvins - Vomit Of Clarity
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Melvins - Voted Off The Island
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Melvins - Way Of The World
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Melvins - We All Love Judy
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Melvins - We We
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Melvins - Wholly Buy-Bull
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Melvins - Wispy
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Melvins - With Teeth
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Melvins - With Yo Heart, Not Yo Hands
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Melvins - You've Never Been Right
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Melvins - Your Blessened
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Melvins - Youth of America
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Melvins - Yuppie Cadillac
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Melvins - Zodiac
The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
Melvins
You have randomly been selected
Got a funny name and you look the part
Plus, I like the way, you bulge in your clothes
Yeah, I love my job
Rock bottom pay never felt so hot
Big man, uniform and badge
Pedophile Santas ain't got nothin' on me
I love to feel sexy things
Other people's sexy things
I love to peek at people's things
Other people's private things
When I was young and someone's guest
I'd find a way to sneak upstairs
Peek in the closet, paw through the drawers
And feel a funny tingle up from below
Oh, how I love to find
New playthings for my mind
I file these thoughts
Away until I go on break
When I can finally touch myself
See your shiny jewels
On your neck and wrists
They could be weapons
We must play safe so fork 'em over
Of you're under arrest
Maybe you should have checked
Them in your suitcase
Meanwhile, down below
What have we here?
Let's open this one up
Pills, cash electronics to fence
Let's see you prove they
Were there in the first place
Who is that behind
The one way mirror blind
Just little old me
And my non-dairy cream
Gotta wipe it up
And go select someone new
