Hey-hey, you salty dog Hey-hey-hey, you salty dog Said, the little fish, big fish swimmin' in the water Come back, man, and gimme my quarter Hey-hey-hey, you salty dog Said, the scaredest I ever was in my life Uncle Bud like to caught me kissin' his wife Hey-hey, you salty dog Says, God made woman, made 'em mighty funny The lips 'round her mouth, just as sweet as any honey Hey-hey, you salty dog Hey-hey, you salty dog Hey-hey-hey, you salty dog (spoken: Well!) Well, little fish, big fish swimmin' in the water Come back here, man, gimme my quarter Hey-hey-hey, you salty dog
