Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb Well I'm bored and I'm stupid And I think I wanna kill someone Well I got the recipe Gonna follow all the instructions Take a pinch of salt A fresh bullet and a gun, oh, yeah
I hope you got yourself an appetite The first bites gonna blow your mind
Get yourself a slice of murder pie
Peter piper picked a pepper But he's a fucking bumb And I've got a sweet tooth for Chaos and destruction I've got a recipe that will Make betty crocker cum Because I bake my pies down in hell Not in the oven, oh, yeah
