You're a mattress - you're a bees nest You are heroin in an armored vest You're a plane crash - you are white trash You're a rubber arrow through my chest So why oh why am I still in love with you?
You're a cartoon - you're a bastard Moon You're the feathered throat that brought rome to ruin You're a sunburn - you are milk turned You were Sunday - schooled, but you never learned So why oh why am I still in love with you?
And we danced to the sounds of taj mahal And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball
You're a used car - you're a porn star You're a drunken sailor's wet cigar So why oh why am I still in love with you?
You're an earthquake - you're a toothache You're an angry nurse on a coffee break So why oh why am I still in love with you? Why oh why am I still in love with you? Why?
