I had a friend 
 He said he was an artist 
 Knew more than the average schmuck 
 He said he must have been given 
 A real gift 
 Well I said that was just dumb luck 
    All work is honorable 
 Yet art is just a job 
 Let me spend my paycheck on a beer 
 No heroes, no leaders, no artists, no gods 
 I'm a worker, you're a worker 
 Wouldn't you like to be a worker too?   
 My work he said 
 Is so complex 
 So much so he couldn't sell it at an auction 
 He shuts his mouth 
 And dotes away 
 I guess he serves to serve a function   
 All work is honorable 
 Yet art is just a job 
 Let me spend my paycheck on a beer 
 No heroes, no leaders, no artists, no gods 
 I'm a worker, you're a worker 
 Wouldn't you like to be a worker too?   
 What's to think 
 Is the difference between 
 The tortured artist or the union Joe 
 From the market I live in 
 To the world I see 
 Whatever we reap we're lucky if we sow   
 All work is honorable 
 Yet art is just a job 
 Let me spend my paycheck on a beer 
 No heroes, no leaders, no artists, no gods 
 I'm a worker, you're a worker 
 Wouldn't you like to be a worker too?