Well I'm rumbling in this JCB
I'm five years old and my Dad's a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing 'don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work'
And my dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubbling and joking away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are getting all impatient and angry but we don't mind
And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sitting on a tool box, oh
And I'm so glad I'm in school boss
So glad I'm not in school
Oh no
And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again speeding by the summer green grass
An we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zooids or transformers or maybe even bigger
And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
An eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates my mates my dads B.A Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas
And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sitting on a tool box, oh
And I'm so glad I'm in school boss
So glad I'm not in school
And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sitting on a tool box, oh
And I'm so glad I'm in school boss
So glad I'm not in school
Said I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round
And we're holding up the bypass, whoa
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sitting on a tool box, oh
And I'm so glad I'm in school boss
So glad I'm not in school
I said I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round
I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
