I was riding on the bus just north of petaluma
When a women sat next to me
Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her
Out the window onto the street
Her wretched armpit hair was in my face
She shit her pants, potato chips in her teeth...
Molly ringworm crawling up your ass molly ringworm
Molly ringworm the stench of decompinstation molly ringworm
A constant flow of flatulent air was straming
From her behind
She was chewing gum from the bottom of the seat
When would this torture cease
So I stood right up and asked very nicely
If she could stop farting and control her anal gasses
But I guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of english
'cause the farts they kept a comin', pooping out her smelly anus
I puked in my lap, as she started to crap
Forever victim to her stench
Molly ringworm, i love you, molly
There was a little brown stain on the seat of her pants
When she finally walked off the bus
The urine in her panties had somehow drove me batty
As did the zits on her arms spewing pus
Oist-nasal drip, perpetual grip
Forever victim to her stench
