Well I woke up at three a. m. from sleeping
Fell out of bed and hit the floor, start screaming
My neighbor's dog is going nuts at nothing
It's time to shut that fucker up, start scheming
I wanna kill my neighbor's dog, it barks all night
I wanna kill my neighbor's dog, it shits in my yard
I wanna kill my neighbor's dog, it humps my leg
I wanna kill my neighbor's dog, my neighbor's dog
Threw a party a week ago, we were drinking
I went out back to fill my cup, start talking
But then I notice something smells, it's reeking
A big ol' pile of doggie shit where I'm standing
