Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously
And Superman never made any money (Well try to tell that to DC)
All the other members of the Justice League
Say i have useless Super-powers and make fun of me
But I know there will come a day
When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say:
I am Aquaman! And you better not mess with me
I may be nothing to you, but i'm a King beneath the Sea
Let's see you get by underwater as well as i do on the ground
I am Aquaman! And you better not mess around!
There are days i swear i would rather have
The proportionate strenght of a praying Mantis
Than be the last lost Noble Prince of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis
Batman's got the batmobile, Diana's got her invisible Jet
And it seems like everyone else can fly, even Samurai,
But a stupid Seahorse is all i get.
Green Arrow's sharp, but he could be any duller
My orange costume is uglier than any other color
I'm not as tough as Batman, or as cute as Gleek
I'm a little taller than the Atom, but smaller than Apache Chief
I am Aquaman! And you better not mess with me
I may be nothing to you, but i'm a King beneath the Sea
Let's see you get by underwater as well as i do on the ground
I am Aquaman! And you better not mess around!
Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't had his Lois Lane
Green Arrow's got his Black Canary
Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side
With his ward, Dick Grayson
But there's just one girl that i would marry!
(Wonder Woman, all the world is waiting for you
And the magic that you do!
In your satin tights, fighting for your rights,
And the old red, white and blue!)
Batman made a movie deal, though you know he doens't need the cash
And all the second-rate Superheroes got TV Shows
Even the Pre-Crisis Flash!
But not me, I guess that I don't rate
My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate
I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool
I know not even Peter David can make me cool
