It's been rough and rocky travelin',
But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground
After takin' several readings,
I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
I guess Nashville was the roughest,
But I know I said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
Almost busted in Laredo,
But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose,
But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave,
Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes
And at the airport in Milwaukee,
They refused to let us board the plane at all,
They said we looked suspicious,
But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul
I guess Nashville was the roughest,
But I know I said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
