Jughead don't know what he's missin'
 
 That redhead don't know what he's got
 
 Betty should pick her friends a bit better
 
 Ronnie knows what she's doing
 
 What's hot is hot
 
 Yeah, what's not is not
 
  
  Veronica
 
 See what she's got on
 
 What you're doin's wrong
 
 Or maybe it's too right
  
 
 She dry strokes me with her wardrobe
 
 Her tan shape just makes me sick
 
 Her profile just takes away my weak legs
 
 Aw, she's so smart
 
 She's a pistol
  
 
 Veronica
 
 See what she's got on
 
 What you're doin's wrong
 
 Or maybe it's too right
 
 She don't know me
 
 She don't care to see me
 
 Page after page i'm turnin'
 
 Time after time i'm burnin'
  
 
 Howdy miss lodge, you little cock tease, clothes horse, poor little rich girl
 
 Why don't you come over here, so i can raise your little skirt up, over your narrow hips,
 
 Oh, and spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass.
  
 
 Your little blonde friend can join right in.
  
 
 Can you imagine
 
 What she smells like?
 
 Can you imagine, hey,
 
 How her skin feels?
 
 So well oiled
 
 Such a bitch, so ready
 
 My god, how my mind reels
 
 Oh, how my mind reels
  
 
 Veronica
 
 Hey, i'd like to make you blush
 
 Bet your carpets plush
 
 I've probably said too much
 
 You don't know me
 
 You don't care to see me
 
 Page after page i'm turnin'
 
 Time after time i'm burnin'