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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Peggy Lee - Johnny Guitar
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
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Peggy Lee - That's My Style
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Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
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Peggy Lee - I'm A Woman
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Peggy Lee - Sweet Happy Life
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Peggy Lee - Ele é um vagabundo
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Peggy Lee - La La Lu
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Peggy Lee - Hey Big Spender
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Peggy Lee - Black Coffee
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Peggy Lee - Of Such Is the Kingdom of God
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Peggy Lee - Chinese Love Poems: The Fisherman/Autumn Evening
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Peggy Lee - He's a Tramp
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Peggy Lee - I Don't Want to Play in Your Yard
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Peggy Lee - Sea Fever
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Peggy Lee - The Riddle Song
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Peggy Lee - You Deserve
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Peggy Lee - A Brown Bird Singing
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Peggy Lee - A Natural Woman
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Peggy Lee - Alright, Okay, You Win
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Peggy Lee - Baby (Is What He Calls Me)
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Peggy Lee - Chapel Of Love
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Peggy Lee - Dangerously in Love 2
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Peggy Lee - From A Distance
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Peggy Lee - Golden Earrings
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Peggy Lee - Greensleeves
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Peggy Lee - Hallelujah, I Love Him So
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Peggy Lee - I Enjoy Being a Girl
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Peggy Lee - La Vie En Rose
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Peggy Lee - Linger In My Arms a Little Longer Baby
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Peggy Lee - Little Old Car
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Peggy Lee - Mama's Gone, Goodbye
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Peggy Lee - My Love, Forgive Me
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Peggy Lee - Nine Thorny Thickets
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Peggy Lee - See See Rider
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Peggy Lee - The Gold Wedding Ring
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Peggy Lee - The Wearing of the Green
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Peggy Lee - The White Birch and the Sycamore
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Peggy Lee - A Doodlin' Song
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Peggy Lee - A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes
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Peggy Lee - A Taste Of Honey
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Peggy Lee - A Woman Alone With The Blues
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Peggy Lee - Akatonbo
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Peggy Lee - Aklýma Gelmeyecektin
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Peggy Lee - Alabama Song
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Peggy Lee - All I Need To Know
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Peggy Lee - All Of A Sudden
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Peggy Lee - Alýr Seni Boþarým
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Peggy Lee - Am I Blue
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Peggy Lee - Anadolu Benim
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Peggy Lee - Avara
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Peggy Lee - Ayrýlýk
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Peggy Lee - Baby Boy
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Peggy Lee - Baby Mine
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Peggy Lee - Bang, You're Dead
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Peggy Lee - Barýþ Türküsü
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Peggy Lee - Baubles Bangles And Beads
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Peggy Lee - Be With You
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Peggy Lee - Beast Of Burden
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Peggy Lee - Beþinci Mevsim
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Peggy Lee - Big Noise From Winnetka
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Peggy Lee - Big Noise From Winnetka - Divine Madness Version
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Peggy Lee - Bir Çift Turna
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Peggy Lee - Bir Çift Turna Gördüm
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Peggy Lee - Birds
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Peggy Lee - Bit Pazarý
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Peggy Lee - Blue Prelude
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Peggy Lee - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
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Peggy Lee - Breaking Up Somebodys Home
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Peggy Lee - Bu Akþam Ölürüm
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Peggy Lee - Buckets Of Rain
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Peggy Lee - Bye Bye Blackbird
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Peggy Lee - Call Me
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Peggy Lee - Come Back, Jimmy Dean
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Peggy Lee - Cradle Days
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Peggy Lee - Çýlgýn
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Peggy Lee - Dadaþ
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Peggy Lee - Daddy
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Peggy Lee - Days Of Wine And Roses
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Peggy Lee - Daytime Hustler
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Peggy Lee - Delta Dawn
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Peggy Lee - Do You Want To Dance?
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Peggy Lee - Dokunursan Yanarsýn
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Peggy Lee - Drinking Again
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Peggy Lee - E Street Shuffle
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Peggy Lee - Empty Bed Blues
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Peggy Lee - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Peggy Lee - Everything's Coming Up Roses
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Peggy Lee - Eþek Gözlüm
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Peggy Lee - Fat As I Am
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Peggy Lee - Favorite Waste Of Time
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Peggy Lee - Fire Down Below
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Peggy Lee - For Every Man There's a Woman
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Peggy Lee - Friends (Side 2, Cut 1)
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Peggy Lee - Friends (Side 2, Cut 6)
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Peggy Lee - Gee Baby, Ain't I Good To You
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Peggy Lee - Gel Öpem Seni
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Peggy Lee - Gift from Virgo
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Peggy Lee - Gitme Döngüsü
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Peggy Lee - Goin' To Chicago Blues
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Peggy Lee - Hang On In There, Baby
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Peggy Lee - He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here
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Peggy Lee - Heart Over Head
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Peggy Lee - Hello In There
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Peggy Lee - Higher And Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me)
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Peggy Lee - Hip Hop Star
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Peggy Lee - Hurricane
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Peggy Lee - Hurry On Down
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Peggy Lee - I Belong To You
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Peggy Lee - I Don't Want The Night To End
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Peggy Lee - I Know You By Heart
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Peggy Lee - I Never Talk To Strangers
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Peggy Lee - I Shall Be Released
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Peggy Lee - I Think It's Going To Rain Today
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Peggy Lee - I'm Glad I Waited For You
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Peggy Lee - I'm Gonna Go Fishin'
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Peggy Lee - I'm Singing Broadway
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Peggy Lee - I've Still Got My Health
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Peggy Lee - In The Mood
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Peggy Lee - Is It Love
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Peggy Lee - Just An Old Love Of Mine
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Peggy Lee - Just For a Thrill
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Peggy Lee - Kapat Kapýlarý
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Peggy Lee - Karagözlüm
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Peggy Lee - Keep On Rockin'
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Peggy Lee - Köprüden Geçti Gelin
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Peggy Lee - Laroo Laroo Lilli Bolero
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Peggy Lee - Leader Of The Pack
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Peggy Lee - Let Me Call You Sweetheart
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Peggy Lee - Let Me Drive
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Peggy Lee - Let Me Go Lover
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Peggy Lee - Let Me Just Follow Behind
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Peggy Lee - Little Drummer Boy
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Peggy Lee - Long John Blues
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Peggy Lee - Love me or leave me
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Peggy Lee - Love Me With A Feeling
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Peggy Lee - Love Says It's Waiting
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Peggy Lee - Make Yourself Comfortable
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Peggy Lee - Marahuana
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Peggy Lee - Married Men
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Peggy Lee - Me, Myself and I
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Peggy Lee - Midnight In Memphis
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Peggy Lee - Millworker
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Peggy Lee - Miss Otis Regrets
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Peggy Lee - Moonlight Dancing
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Peggy Lee - Mr. Goldstone
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Peggy Lee - Mr. Rockefeller
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Peggy Lee - Mr. Wonderful
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Peggy Lee - My Eye On You
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Peggy Lee - My Heart Belongs To Daddy
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Peggy Lee - My Knight In Black Leather
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Peggy Lee - My Man
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Peggy Lee - My Mother's Eyes
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Peggy Lee - Nanette
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Peggy Lee - Naughty Girl
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Peggy Lee - Night And Day
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Peggy Lee - No Jestering
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Peggy Lee - Odalarým
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Peggy Lee - Oh Industry
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Peggy Lee - Oh My My
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Peggy Lee - Old Cape Cod
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Peggy Lee - Old Master Painter
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Peggy Lee - One For My Baby (And One More For The Road)
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Peggy Lee - One More Round
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Peggy Lee - Only In Miami
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Peggy Lee - Optimistic Voices / Lullaby Of Broadway
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Peggy Lee - Otto Titsling
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Peggy Lee - Paradise
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Peggy Lee - Pass Me By
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Peggy Lee - Please Send Me Someone To Love
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Peggy Lee - Rain
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Peggy Lee - Ready To Begin Again
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Peggy Lee - Red
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Peggy Lee - Riders In The Sky
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Peggy Lee - Rose's Turn
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Peggy Lee - Salýný Salýný
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Peggy Lee - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
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Peggy Lee - Say Goodbye To Hollywood
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Peggy Lee - Seni Çýlgýn
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Peggy Lee - Seventh Son
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Peggy Lee - Shiver Me Timbers / Samedi Et Vendredi
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Peggy Lee - Show Me The Way To Get Out Of This World
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Peggy Lee - Signs
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Peggy Lee - Skylark
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Peggy Lee - Small World
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Peggy Lee - Soda And A Souvenir
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Peggy Lee - Sold My Soul To Rock 'n' Roll
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Peggy Lee - Some People
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Peggy Lee - Some People's Lives
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Peggy Lee - Söyleme
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Peggy Lee - Speechless
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Peggy Lee - Spinning Wheel
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Peggy Lee - Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most
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Peggy Lee - Stay With Me
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Peggy Lee - Stop Living In The Past
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Peggy Lee - Storybook Children
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Peggy Lee - Strangers In The Night
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Peggy Lee - Summer (The First Time)
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Peggy Lee - Superstar
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Peggy Lee - Surabaya Johnny
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Peggy Lee - That Old Black Magic
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Peggy Lee - That's How You Like It
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Peggy Lee - The Christmas Song
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Peggy Lee - The Christmas Waltz
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Peggy Lee - The Closer I Get to You
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Peggy Lee - The Gift Of Love
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Peggy Lee - The Girl From Ipanema
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Peggy Lee - The Girl Is On To You
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Peggy Lee - The Glory Of Love
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Peggy Lee - The Man I Love
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Peggy Lee - The Rose
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Peggy Lee - The Thrill Is Gone (From Yesterday's Kiss)
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Peggy Lee - They Cant Take That Away From Me
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Peggy Lee - Together, Wherever We Go
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Peggy Lee - Tragedy
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Peggy Lee - Turnam
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Peggy Lee - Twisted
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Peggy Lee - Under The Boardwalk
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Peggy Lee - Up The Ladder To The Roof
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Peggy Lee - Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / Da Doo Run Run
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Peggy Lee - Usandým Ben
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Peggy Lee - Vakti Geldi
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Peggy Lee - Vay Be
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Peggy Lee - Vur Sineme Öldür Beni
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Peggy Lee - Waitin For The Train To Come In
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Peggy Lee - What More Can A Woman Do?
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Peggy Lee - When A Man Loves A Woman
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Peggy Lee - Whisper Not
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Peggy Lee - White Christmas
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Peggy Lee - Whose Side Are You On?
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Peggy Lee - Wind Beneath My Wings
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Peggy Lee - Winter Wonderland
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Peggy Lee - Yandý Bu Yürek
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Peggy Lee - Yar Deyi
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Peggy Lee - Yellow Beach Umbrella
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Peggy Lee - Yes
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Peggy Lee - You Can't Always Get What You Want
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Peggy Lee - You Don't Know
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Peggy Lee - You Don't Know Me
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Peggy Lee - You'll Never Get Away From Me
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Peggy Lee - You're Moving Out Today
Otto Titsling
Peggy Lee
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
"Ohhh! Thank you!"