Catherine I'm your average ordinary kind of woman Competent and neat Making life a treat Others as nice You meet often i know At least once or twice Every decade or so
I'm your everyday, customary kind of woman Practical as salt Modest to a fault Conservative with a budget Liberal with a meal Just your average ideal
My telling you this May seem sudden and strange It may not interest you much at all right now But things change Things change Still i'll understand if i'm not your kind of woman Anyone can make One terrible mistake But i've no special glamour No bait i can twirl For i'm just a plain, everyday Commonplace, come-what-may Average, ordinary Wonderful girl!
