You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen Brown tabby, emerald eyes that see through me Put cat food in his bowl, he'll only eat the meat He go out at night, he don't come back hungry
I wonder what he does when he's on his own Look out my window to catch him coming home At this distance he looks harmless No cause for alarm I thought that till he killed that chipmunk on my lawn
You're still so cute although I'm terrified of you Food's in your bowl but you'd rather eat animals That's fine, but don't you bring that chipmunk corpse inside The stench of death, while sweet, will taint our house's vibes Go place it in the designated stack of chipmunk bones Only then will I grant you access to our home We'll sit on the couch while you watch me watch TV And I will pet your head until you fall asleep
