A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In a fake plastic earth That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plants To get rid of itself
It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out
She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyrene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the 80's But gravity always wins
And it wears him out It wears him out It wears him out It wears
She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run
And it wears me out It wears me out It wears me out It wears me out
And if I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time
