Rockstar

I'm working 9 to 5, it's like I'm buried alive
My boss is always on my case and I hate him
He's got Mercedes Benz with really lame ass rims
And I'm stuck at the bus stop waiting
His girlfriend is 18 and my girl just dumped me
She said 'You can't afford me' and went for the money
The money, money, money

I wish I was a rockstar, oh-oh oh-oh
Breaking all the girls hearts, oh-oh oh-oh
If I was Eddie Vedder, oh-oh oh-oh
I'd bet you'd like me better, oh-oh oh-oh
Doing shots of Patrón with P!nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learned to play the damn guitar
I wish I was a rockstar
I wish I was a rockstar

When I got home from work
It went from bad to worst
My roomie sold my Xbox for a 6-pack
I wanna kick his ass and get all my cash back
But he's six foot four and a douchebag

So I'm heading to LA with a guitar I can't play
Hoping to someday, make a lot of money
Money, money, money

I wish I was a rockstar, oh-oh oh-oh
Breaking all the girls hearts, oh-oh
If I was Eddie Vedder, oh-oh
I'd bet you'd like me better, oh-oh
Doing shots of Patrón with P!nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learned to play the damn guitar
I wish I was a rockstar
I wish I was a rockstar

I learned a couple of chords and kept the verses short
It was sad but now it's kinda funny
I wrote a catchy song that went to number one
About a girl that left me for the money

Now I am a rockstar, oh-oh oh-oh
Breaking all the girls hearts, oh-oh oh-oh
Hangin' out with Vedder, oh-oh oh-oh
I bet you like me better, oh-oh oh-oh
Doing shots of Patrón with P!nk and Emma Stone
I bet you wish you were the one that got to carry me home
Thank god I learned to play the damn guitar
And I thank you for the way you broke my heart
'Cause now I am rockstar
I am a rockstar
I'm a rockstar