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Relient K - Be My Escape
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Relient K - Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
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Relient K - I So Hate Consequences
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Relient K - Let It All Out
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Relient K - Forget And Not Slow Down
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Relient K - A Penny Loafer Saved, A Penny Loafer Earned
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Relient K - Getting Into You
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Relient K - I Don't Need a Soul
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Relient K - I Need You
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Relient K - If You Believe Me
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Relient K - Savannah
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Relient K - Sweeter
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Relient K - What Have You Been Doing Lately?
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Relient K - You'll Always Be My Best Friend
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Relient K - Air For Free
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Relient K - Am I Understood?
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Relient K - At Least We Made It This Far
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Relient K - Be Rad
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Relient K - Best Of Me
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Relient K - Bite My Tongue
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Relient K - Candlelight
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Relient K - Chapstick, Chaped Lips And Things Like Chemistry
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Relient K - College Kids
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Relient K - Combos And Skittles (Hidden Track)
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Relient K - Deathbed
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Relient K - Down In Flames
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Relient K - For The Moments I Feel Faint
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Relient K - Forgiven
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Relient K - From End To End
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Relient K - I'm Taking You With Me
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Relient K - Inside Of Love
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Relient K - Jefferson Airplane
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Relient K - Manic Monday
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Relient K - Mood Rings
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Relient K - My Cape Is Stuck In The Phone Booth
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Relient K - My Girl's Ex-boyfriend
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Relient K - Over Thinking
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Relient K - Pressing On
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Relient K - Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town
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Relient K - Seventeen Magazine
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Relient K - That’s My Jam
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Relient K - The Scene and Herd
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Relient K - Therapy
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Relient K - You're The Inspiration
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Relient K - 17 Magazine
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Relient K - Africa
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Relient K - Angels We Have Heard On High
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Relient K - Apathetic Way To Be
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Relient K - Auld Lang Syne
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Relient K - Away In A Manger
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Relient K - Baby
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Relient K - Baby
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Relient K - Balloon Ride
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Relient K - Beaming
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Relient K - Bee Your Man
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Relient K - Benediction
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Relient K - Between You and Me
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Relient K - Boomerang
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Relient K - Boxing Day
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Relient K - Break-up Song
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Relient K - Breakdown
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Relient K - Breakfast At Timpani's
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Relient K - Bummin'
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Relient K - Bummin'
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Relient K - C.U.R.B.
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Relient K - Can't Complain
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Relient K - Charles In Charge
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Relient K - Cojack
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Relient K - Collapsible Lung
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Relient K - Come Right Out And Say It
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Relient K - Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care
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Relient K - Curl Up and Die
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Relient K - Deck The Halls
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Relient K - Devastation And Reform
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Relient K - Disaster
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Relient K - Doctor Worm
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Relient K - Don't Blink
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Relient K - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
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Relient K - Everything Will Be
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Relient K - Failure To Excommunicate
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Relient K - Faking My Own Suicide
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Relient K - Fallen Man
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Relient K - Falling Out
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Relient K - Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying
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Relient K - Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying (Ska Version)
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Relient K - Flare
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Relient K - Flower
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Relient K - For The Band
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Relient K - Forward Motion
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Relient K - Fraggle Rock
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Relient K - Friends To The End
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Relient K - Gibberish
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Relient K - Give Until There's Nothing Left
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Relient K - Gloria
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Relient K - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
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Relient K - Good King Wenceslas
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Relient K - Handel's Messiah (The Hallelujah Chorus)
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Relient K - Happy Earth Day
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Relient K - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
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Relient K - Hello Mcfly
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Relient K - Here I Go
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Relient K - High Of 75
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Relient K - Hoopes I Did It Again
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Relient K - Hope For Every Fallen Man (Acoustic)
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Relient K - I Am Understood
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Relient K - I Celebrate The Day
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Relient K - I Hate Christmas Parties
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Relient K - I Just Want You To Know
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Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas
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Relient K - I'm Lion-O
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Relient K - If I Could Take You Home
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Relient K - If You Want It
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Relient K - In Like A Lion (Always Winter)
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Relient K - In Love With the Eighties (Pink Tux To The Prom)
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Relient K - Interstate Love Song
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Relient K - K Car
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Relient K - Kick Off
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Relient K - Less Is More
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Relient K - Life After Death And Taxes (Failure II)
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Relient K - Look On Up
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Relient K - Lost Boy
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Relient K - Maintain Consciousness
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Relient K - Man
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Relient K - May The Horse Be With You
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Relient K - Maybe It's Maybeline
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Relient K - Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More
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Relient K - Merry Frickin Christmas
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Relient K - More Than Useless
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Relient K - Motorcycle Drive By
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Relient K - Mountaintop
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Relient K - Must Have Done Something Right
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Relient K - My Girlfriend
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Relient K - My Good Friend Charles
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Relient K - My Way Or The Highway...
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Relient K - Nancy Drew
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Relient K - Never underestimate my Jesus
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Relient K - No reaction
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Relient K - O Holy Night
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Relient K - Oasis
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Relient K - One Headlight
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Relient K - Operation
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Relient K - Outro
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Relient K - Over It
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Relient K - Part Of It
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Relient K - Plead The Fifth
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Relient K - Poison Ivy
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Relient K - PTL
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Relient K - Rap Track
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Relient K - Register
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Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
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Relient K - Sahara
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Relient K - Show & Tell
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Relient K - Silent Night/Away In A Manger
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Relient K - Silly Shoes
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Relient K - Skittles And Combos (Hidden!)
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Relient K - Sleepin'
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Relient K - Sleigh Ride
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Relient K - Sloop John B
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Relient K - Snake Charmer
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Relient K - Softer To Me
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Relient K - Softer To Me (Acoustic)
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Relient K - Staples
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Relient K - Surf Wax America (Cover Weezer)
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Relient K - Terminals
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Relient K - That Thing You Do
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Relient K - The 12 Days Of Christmas
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Relient K - The Best Thing
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Relient K - The Last, The Lost, The Least
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Relient K - The Lining is Silver
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Relient K - The One I'm Waiting For
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Relient K - The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is Betting on One
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Relient K - The Pirates That Don't do Anything
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Relient K - The Rest Is Up To You
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Relient K - The Stenographer
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Relient K - The Thief
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Relient K - The Truth
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Relient K - The Vinyl Countdown
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Relient K - There Was Another Time In My Life
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Relient K - There was no Thief
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Relient K - This Is The End
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Relient K - This Is The End (If You Want It)
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Relient K - This Week The Trend
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Relient K - Those Words Are Not Enough
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Relient K - Trademark
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Relient K - Twelve Days Of Christmas
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Relient K - Untitled
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Relient K - Up And Up
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Relient K - Up And Up (Acoustic)
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Relient K - Video Girl
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Relient K - Vinyl Countdown
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Relient K - Wake Up Call
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Relient K - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Relient K - We're Nothing Without You
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Relient K - What Can I do
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Relient K - When I Go Down
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Relient K - When You Were My Baby
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Relient K - When You're Around
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Relient K - Where Do I Go From Here
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Relient K - Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet
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Relient K - William
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Relient K - Wit's All Been Done Before
The Pirates That Don't do Anything
Relient K
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Well i've never been to greenland
And i've never been to denver
And i've never buried treasure in st louie or st paul
And i've never been to moscow
And i've never been to tampa
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
And i've never hoist the main sail
And i've never swabbed the poop deck
And i've never veered starboard, cause i've never sailed at all
And i've never walked the gang plank
And i've never owned a parrot.
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
I've never plucked a rooster
And i am not too good at ping-pong
And i've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And i've never kissed a chipmunk,
And i've never gotten head lice
And i have never been to boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
Who be this band relient k
And why they be so full of contradictions)
We don't know what he did
But we're down with captain kidd
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat captain crunch
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch captain kangaroo
And i've never licked a spark-plug
And i've never sniffed a stink bug
And i've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And i've never bathed in yogurt
And i don't look good in leggings
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything