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Relient K - Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
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Relient K - Be My Escape
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Relient K - Collapsible Lung
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Relient K - I Am Understood
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Relient K - College Kids
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Relient K - Must Have Done Something Right
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Relient K - Pressing On
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Relient K - Forget And Not Slow Down
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Relient K - I So Hate Consequences
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Relient K - Look On Up
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Relient K - Don't Blink
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Relient K - Happy Earth Day
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Relient K - If You Believe Me
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Relient K - Savannah
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Relient K - Air For Free
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Relient K - Bummin'
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Relient K - Can't Complain
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Relient K - Come Right Out And Say It
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Relient K - Curl Up and Die
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Relient K - Deathbed
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Relient K - Devastation And Reform
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Relient K - Faking My Own Suicide
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Relient K - Getting Into You
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Relient K - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
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Relient K - Hoopes I Did It Again
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Relient K - Hope For Every Fallen Man (Acoustic)
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Relient K - I'm Taking You With Me
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Relient K - Maintain Consciousness
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Relient K - Man
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Relient K - My Way Or The Highway...
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Relient K - Over Thinking
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Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
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Relient K - Sahara
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Relient K - The 12 Days Of Christmas
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Relient K - The One I'm Waiting For
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Relient K - Up And Up
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Relient K - When I Go Down
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Relient K - When You Were My Baby
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Relient K - Where Do I Go From Here
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Relient K - You'll Always Be My Best Friend
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Relient K - 17 Magazine
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Relient K - A Penny Loafer Saved, A Penny Loafer Earned
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Relient K - Africa
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Relient K - Am I Understood?
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Relient K - Angels We Have Heard On High
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Relient K - Apathetic Way To Be
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Relient K - At Least We Made It This Far
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Relient K - Auld Lang Syne
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Relient K - Away In A Manger
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Relient K - Baby
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Relient K - Baby
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Relient K - Balloon Ride
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Relient K - Be Rad
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Relient K - Beaming
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Relient K - Bee Your Man
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Relient K - Benediction
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Relient K - Best Of Me
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Relient K - Between You and Me
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Relient K - Bite My Tongue
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Relient K - Boomerang
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Relient K - Boxing Day
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Relient K - Break-up Song
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Relient K - Breakdown
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Relient K - Breakfast At Timpani's
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Relient K - Bummin'
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Relient K - C.U.R.B.
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Relient K - Candlelight
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Relient K - Chapstick, Chaped Lips And Things Like Chemistry
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Relient K - Charles In Charge
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Relient K - Cojack
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Relient K - Combos And Skittles (Hidden Track)
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Relient K - Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care
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Relient K - Deck The Halls
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Relient K - Disaster
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Relient K - Doctor Worm
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Relient K - Down In Flames
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Relient K - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
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Relient K - Everything Will Be
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Relient K - Failure To Excommunicate
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Relient K - Fallen Man
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Relient K - Falling Out
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Relient K - Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying
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Relient K - Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying (Ska Version)
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Relient K - Flare
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Relient K - Flower
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Relient K - For The Band
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Relient K - For The Moments I Feel Faint
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Relient K - Forgiven
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Relient K - Forward Motion
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Relient K - Fraggle Rock
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Relient K - Friends To The End
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Relient K - From End To End
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Relient K - Gibberish
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Relient K - Give Until There's Nothing Left
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Relient K - Gloria
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Relient K - Good King Wenceslas
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Relient K - Handel's Messiah (The Hallelujah Chorus)
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Relient K - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
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Relient K - Hello Mcfly
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Relient K - Here I Go
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Relient K - High Of 75
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Relient K - I Celebrate The Day
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Relient K - I Don't Need a Soul
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Relient K - I Hate Christmas Parties
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Relient K - I Just Want You To Know
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Relient K - I Need You
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Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas
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Relient K - I'm Lion-O
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Relient K - If I Could Take You Home
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Relient K - If You Want It
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Relient K - In Like A Lion (Always Winter)
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Relient K - In Love With the Eighties (Pink Tux To The Prom)
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Relient K - Inside Of Love
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Relient K - Interstate Love Song
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Relient K - Jefferson Airplane
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Relient K - K Car
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Relient K - Kick Off
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Relient K - Less Is More
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Relient K - Let It All Out
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Relient K - Life After Death And Taxes (Failure II)
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Relient K - Lost Boy
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Relient K - Manic Monday
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Relient K - May The Horse Be With You
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Relient K - Maybe It's Maybeline
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Relient K - Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More
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Relient K - Merry Frickin Christmas
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Relient K - Mood Rings
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Relient K - More Than Useless
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Relient K - Motorcycle Drive By
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Relient K - Mountaintop
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Relient K - My Cape Is Stuck In The Phone Booth
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Relient K - My Girl's Ex-boyfriend
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Relient K - My Girlfriend
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Relient K - My Good Friend Charles
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Relient K - Nancy Drew
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Relient K - Never underestimate my Jesus
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Relient K - No reaction
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Relient K - O Holy Night
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Relient K - Oasis
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Relient K - One Headlight
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Relient K - Operation
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Relient K - Outro
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Relient K - Over It
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Relient K - Part Of It
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Relient K - Plead The Fifth
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Relient K - Poison Ivy
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Relient K - PTL
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Relient K - Rap Track
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Relient K - Register
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Relient K - Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town
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Relient K - Seventeen Magazine
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Relient K - Show & Tell
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Relient K - Silent Night/Away In A Manger
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Relient K - Silly Shoes
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Relient K - Skittles And Combos (Hidden!)
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Relient K - Sleepin'
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Relient K - Sleigh Ride
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Relient K - Sloop John B
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Relient K - Snake Charmer
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Relient K - Softer To Me
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Relient K - Softer To Me (Acoustic)
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Relient K - Staples
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Relient K - Surf Wax America (Cover Weezer)
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Relient K - Sweeter
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Relient K - Terminals
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Relient K - That Thing You Do
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Relient K - That’s My Jam
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Relient K - The Best Thing
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Relient K - The Last, The Lost, The Least
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Relient K - The Lining is Silver
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Relient K - The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is Betting on One
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Relient K - The Pirates That Don't do Anything
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Relient K - The Rest Is Up To You
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Relient K - The Scene and Herd
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Relient K - The Stenographer
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Relient K - The Thief
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Relient K - The Truth
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Relient K - The Vinyl Countdown
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Relient K - Therapy
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Relient K - There Was Another Time In My Life
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Relient K - There was no Thief
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Relient K - This Is The End
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Relient K - This Is The End (If You Want It)
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Relient K - This Week The Trend
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Relient K - Those Words Are Not Enough
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Relient K - Trademark
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Relient K - Twelve Days Of Christmas
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Relient K - Untitled
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Relient K - Up And Up (Acoustic)
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Relient K - Video Girl
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Relient K - Vinyl Countdown
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Relient K - Wake Up Call
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Relient K - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Relient K - We're Nothing Without You
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Relient K - What Can I do
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Relient K - What Have You Been Doing Lately?
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Relient K - When You're Around
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Relient K - Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet
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Relient K - William
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Relient K - Wit's All Been Done Before
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Relient K - You're The Inspiration
The Pirates That Don't do Anything
Relient K
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Well i've never been to greenland
And i've never been to denver
And i've never buried treasure in st louie or st paul
And i've never been to moscow
And i've never been to tampa
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
And i've never hoist the main sail
And i've never swabbed the poop deck
And i've never veered starboard, cause i've never sailed at all
And i've never walked the gang plank
And i've never owned a parrot.
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
I've never plucked a rooster
And i am not too good at ping-pong
And i've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And i've never kissed a chipmunk,
And i've never gotten head lice
And i have never been to boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
Who be this band relient k
And why they be so full of contradictions)
We don't know what he did
But we're down with captain kidd
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat captain crunch
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch captain kangaroo
And i've never licked a spark-plug
And i've never sniffed a stink bug
And i've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And i've never bathed in yogurt
And i don't look good in leggings
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything