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Relient K - I Celebrate The Day
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Relient K - Be My Escape
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Relient K - Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
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Relient K - Falling Out
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Relient K - I So Hate Consequences
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Relient K - Beaming
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Relient K - Hello Mcfly
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Relient K - Best Of Me
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Relient K - Deathbed
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Relient K - Flower
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Relient K - Must Have Done Something Right
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Relient K - The Best Thing
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Relient K - The Pirates That Don't do Anything
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Relient K - When I Go Down
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Relient K - Breakfast At Timpani's
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Relient K - Candlelight
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Relient K - Charles In Charge
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Relient K - Deck The Halls
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Relient K - Forgiven
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Relient K - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
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Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas
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Relient K - In Like A Lion (Always Winter)
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Relient K - Let It All Out
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Relient K - Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More
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Relient K - One Headlight
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Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
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Relient K - The Truth
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Relient K - Up And Up
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Relient K - We're Nothing Without You
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Relient K - Africa
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Relient K - Angels We Have Heard On High
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Relient K - Apathetic Way To Be
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Relient K - At Least We Made It This Far
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Relient K - Auld Lang Syne
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Relient K - Away In A Manger
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Relient K - Baby
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Relient K - Be Rad
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Relient K - Bee Your Man
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Relient K - Bite My Tongue
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Relient K - Boomerang
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Relient K - Break-up Song
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Relient K - Breakdown
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Relient K - Bummin'
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Relient K - Cojack
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Relient K - Come Right Out And Say It
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Relient K - Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care
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Relient K - Devastation And Reform
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Relient K - Down In Flames
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Relient K - Failure To Excommunicate
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Relient K - Faking My Own Suicide
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Relient K - Fallen Man
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Relient K - Flare
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Relient K - For The Moments I Feel Faint
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Relient K - Forget And Not Slow Down
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Relient K - Forward Motion
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Relient K - Gibberish
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Relient K - Give Until There's Nothing Left
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Relient K - Gloria
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Relient K - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
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Relient K - Good King Wenceslas
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Relient K - Happy Earth Day
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Relient K - Hoopes I Did It Again
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Relient K - I Am Understood
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Relient K - I Hate Christmas Parties
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Relient K - I Need You
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Relient K - I'm Taking You With Me
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Relient K - If You Believe Me
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Relient K - In Love With the Eighties (Pink Tux To The Prom)
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Relient K - Inside Of Love
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Relient K - Interstate Love Song
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Relient K - Less Is More
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Relient K - Life After Death And Taxes (Failure II)
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Relient K - Look On Up
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Relient K - Man
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Relient K - Manic Monday
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Relient K - May The Horse Be With You
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Relient K - My Cape Is Stuck In The Phone Booth
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Relient K - My Girl's Ex-boyfriend
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Relient K - My Girlfriend
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Relient K - My Way Or The Highway...
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Relient K - No reaction
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Relient K - Over It
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Relient K - Over Thinking
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Relient K - Pressing On
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Relient K - PTL
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Relient K - Register
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Relient K - Savannah
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Relient K - Seventeen Magazine
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Relient K - Silent Night/Away In A Manger
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Relient K - Silly Shoes
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Relient K - Surf Wax America (Cover Weezer)
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Relient K - That Thing You Do
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Relient K - The 12 Days Of Christmas
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Relient K - The Last, The Lost, The Least
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Relient K - The One I'm Waiting For
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Relient K - Therapy
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Relient K - There Was Another Time In My Life
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Relient K - This Week The Trend
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Relient K - Trademark
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Relient K - Twelve Days Of Christmas
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Relient K - Untitled
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Relient K - Wake Up Call
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Relient K - Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet
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Relient K - William
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Relient K - 17 Magazine
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Relient K - A Penny Loafer Saved, A Penny Loafer Earned
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Relient K - Air For Free
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Relient K - Am I Understood?
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Relient K - Baby
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Relient K - Balloon Ride
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Relient K - Benediction
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Relient K - Between You and Me
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Relient K - Boxing Day
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Relient K - Bummin'
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Relient K - C.U.R.B.
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Relient K - Can't Complain
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Relient K - Chapstick, Chaped Lips And Things Like Chemistry
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Relient K - Collapsible Lung
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Relient K - College Kids
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Relient K - Combos And Skittles (Hidden Track)
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Relient K - Curl Up and Die
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Relient K - Disaster
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Relient K - Doctor Worm
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Relient K - Don't Blink
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Relient K - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
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Relient K - Everything Will Be
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Relient K - Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying
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Relient K - Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying (Ska Version)
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Relient K - For The Band
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Relient K - Fraggle Rock
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Relient K - Friends To The End
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Relient K - From End To End
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Relient K - Getting Into You
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Relient K - Handel's Messiah (The Hallelujah Chorus)
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Relient K - Here I Go
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Relient K - High Of 75
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Relient K - Hope For Every Fallen Man (Acoustic)
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Relient K - I Don't Need a Soul
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Relient K - I Just Want You To Know
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Relient K - I'm Lion-O
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Relient K - If I Could Take You Home
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Relient K - If You Want It
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Relient K - Jefferson Airplane
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Relient K - K Car
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Relient K - Kick Off
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Relient K - Lost Boy
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Relient K - Maintain Consciousness
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Relient K - Maybe It's Maybeline
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Relient K - Merry Frickin Christmas
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Relient K - Mood Rings
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Relient K - More Than Useless
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Relient K - Motorcycle Drive By
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Relient K - Mountaintop
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Relient K - My Good Friend Charles
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Relient K - Nancy Drew
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Relient K - Never underestimate my Jesus
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Relient K - O Holy Night
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Relient K - Oasis
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Relient K - Operation
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Relient K - Outro
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Relient K - Part Of It
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Relient K - Plead The Fifth
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Relient K - Poison Ivy
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Relient K - Rap Track
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Relient K - Sahara
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Relient K - Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town
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Relient K - Show & Tell
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Relient K - Skittles And Combos (Hidden!)
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Relient K - Sleepin'
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Relient K - Sleigh Ride
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Relient K - Sloop John B
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Relient K - Snake Charmer
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Relient K - Softer To Me
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Relient K - Softer To Me (Acoustic)
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Relient K - Staples
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Relient K - Sweeter
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Relient K - Terminals
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Relient K - That’s My Jam
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Relient K - The Lining is Silver
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Relient K - The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is Betting on One
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Relient K - The Rest Is Up To You
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Relient K - The Scene and Herd
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Relient K - The Stenographer
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Relient K - The Thief
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Relient K - The Vinyl Countdown
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Relient K - There was no Thief
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Relient K - This Is The End
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Relient K - This Is The End (If You Want It)
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Relient K - Those Words Are Not Enough
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Relient K - Up And Up (Acoustic)
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Relient K - Video Girl
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Relient K - Vinyl Countdown
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Relient K - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Relient K - What Can I do
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Relient K - What Have You Been Doing Lately?
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Relient K - When You Were My Baby
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Relient K - When You're Around
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Relient K - Where Do I Go From Here
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Relient K - Wit's All Been Done Before
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Relient K - You'll Always Be My Best Friend
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Relient K - You're The Inspiration
The Pirates That Don't do Anything
Relient K
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Well i've never been to greenland
And i've never been to denver
And i've never buried treasure in st louie or st paul
And i've never been to moscow
And i've never been to tampa
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
And i've never hoist the main sail
And i've never swabbed the poop deck
And i've never veered starboard, cause i've never sailed at all
And i've never walked the gang plank
And i've never owned a parrot.
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
I've never plucked a rooster
And i am not too good at ping-pong
And i've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And i've never kissed a chipmunk,
And i've never gotten head lice
And i have never been to boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
Who be this band relient k
And why they be so full of contradictions)
We don't know what he did
But we're down with captain kidd
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat captain crunch
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch captain kangaroo
And i've never licked a spark-plug
And i've never sniffed a stink bug
And i've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And i've never bathed in yogurt
And i don't look good in leggings
And i've never been to boston in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything
We are the pirates we don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything