Both: Ahh I'm a danger to society And I'm a stranger to sobriety But to the left and to the right of me I am gaining a variety Can you hear the radio? Everybody loves a nineteen hero
Ian: I am horrible
Monica: Absolutely diabolical
Ian: Above eccentricity
Monica: Is great publicity! You put me in the paper
Ian: Spin me on your stereo
Both: Round and around and away we go! All I want is everything All I want is more I was born for everything That's what I live for
Announcer: This Roger Hartby, Radio 1, with The Diabolicals.
Monica: You're ugly!
Announcer: Lillian Filth, how does it feel to be number 29 on the charts?
Monica: Bollocks! It's great.
Ian: We're number 28.
Monica: With a bullet.
Ian: We're number 17.
Monica: We're looking good.
Both: We're 10, Wait, 7- No, 6, 5, 4
Monica: Well, lick my bum.
Ian: We're number one.
Both: Maintain velocity, that's our philosophy
Ian: I'm a genuine atrocity
Monica: And that's a mighty curiousity! It's a ticket to the South of Record, Hollywood
Ian: You may not like us
Monica: But you should!
Ian: Cause we're good!
Both: We're really bloody good, oh All I want is everything All I want is more I was born for everything That's what I'm here for Everything, everything E-e-e-e-e-e-e All I want is everything Fuck you!
