Hogwarts champion, house prefect
Yo, Hufflepuff house! Represent!
I was dating this chick named Cho Chang
She hung out with me and my popular gang
All my friends believed when I said, "DAMN! I want
her!"
But really I was dreaming of Harry Potter...
My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls
I'll rock the bed in the underworld!
About a thousand girls asked me to the Yule Ball
But this sexy beast is too good for them all
They oohed and aahed when I dove into the lake
Well, I wore short shorts--for Harry Potter's sake!
My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys
In the bath, that egg wasn't the only loud noise!
My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know Pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls
My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys
My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory may now be dead.
So I'll hit on Harry's father instead!
