I know i came home late last evening
And my excuses you weren't believing
But baby i love you you know that's the truth
So let me step inside your telephone booth of love
And don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don't be so snappy with your pappy
Baby do me right
I guess you got a little bit uneasy
When i show up last night slightly greasy
And now your telling me that you will not please me
Baby don't tease me believe me i need thee don't leave me
Don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don't get so loco with that vocal
Baby do me right
My lies are ineffectual cause you're so damn intellectual
I need a coorectional inspectional can't you see you're so infectual
Your so damn animated i don't care if you're contaminated
I've done all the math honey and all my figures have been recalculated
Don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don't be so shitty show some pity
Don't get so uptight
Don't be so stickler with your pickler
You know that ain't right
Don't be so stingy with your pingy
Baby do me right
