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Screeching Weasel - Cool Kids
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Screeching Weasel - I Hate Led Zepellin
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Screeching Weasel - You Blister My Paint
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Screeching Weasel - Hey Suburbia
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Screeching Weasel - I Don`t Wanna Be Friends
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Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be Naked
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Screeching Weasel - Let's Go
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Screeching Weasel - My Brain Hurts
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Screeching Weasel - My Right
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Screeching Weasel - Pervert at Large
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Screeching Weasel - Sidewalk Warrior
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Screeching Weasel - Stupid Girl
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Screeching Weasel - The Scene
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Screeching Weasel - Your Name Is Tattooed On My Heart
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Screeching Weasel - (she got) Electroshocked
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Screeching Weasel - 2-7 Split
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Screeching Weasel - 21 Months
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Screeching Weasel - 27 Things I Wanna Do To You
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Screeching Weasel - 53rd And 3rd
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Screeching Weasel - 6 am
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Screeching Weasel - 7-11
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Screeching Weasel - 99
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Screeching Weasel - A New Tomorrow
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Screeching Weasel - Acknowledge
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Screeching Weasel - Ain't Got No Sense
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Screeching Weasel - American Suicide
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Screeching Weasel - Around On you
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Screeching Weasel - Ashtray
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Screeching Weasel - Automatic Rejector
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Screeching Weasel - Baby Talk
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Screeching Weasel - Bark Like A Dog
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Screeching Weasel - Bates Motel
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Screeching Weasel - Beat On The Brat
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Screeching Weasel - Beginningless Vacation
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Screeching Weasel - Bite Marks
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Screeching Weasel - Blitzkreig Bop
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Screeching Weasel - Bottom Of The Ninth
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Screeching Weasel - BPD
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Screeching Weasel - Breaking Point
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Screeching Weasel - Burn It Down
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Screeching Weasel - Burnout Girl
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Screeching Weasel - California Sucks
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Screeching Weasel - Can't Take It
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Screeching Weasel - Cancer In My Body
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Screeching Weasel - Cat-Like
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Screeching Weasel - Celena
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Screeching Weasel - Chainsaw
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Screeching Weasel - Cindy's On Methadone
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Screeching Weasel - Claire Monet
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Screeching Weasel - Clean Cut Assholes
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Screeching Weasel - Compact Disc
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Screeching Weasel - Count To Three
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Screeching Weasel - Cows
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Screeching Weasel - Creepy Crawl
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Screeching Weasel - Crying In My Beer
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Screeching Weasel - D.I.Y.
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Screeching Weasel - Degenerate
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Screeching Weasel - Dingbat
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Screeching Weasel - Dirty Needles
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Screeching Weasel - Don't Touch My Car
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Screeching Weasel - Don't Turn Out The Lights
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Screeching Weasel - Don't Want It
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Screeching Weasel - Dry Is The Desert
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Screeching Weasel - Dummy Up
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Screeching Weasel - El Mozote
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Screeching Weasel - Erection
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Screeching Weasel - Every Night
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Screeching Weasel - Experience The Ozzfish
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Screeching Weasel - Falling Apart
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Screeching Weasel - Fathead
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Screeching Weasel - Follow Your Leaders
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Screeching Weasel - Frankengirl
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Screeching Weasel - Fuck This
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Screeching Weasel - Get Off My Back
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Screeching Weasel - Going Home
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Screeching Weasel - Good Morning
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Screeching Weasel - Goodbye To You
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Screeching Weasel - Gotta Girlfriend
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Screeching Weasel - Guest List
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Screeching Weasel - Handcuffed To You
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Screeching Weasel - Hanging Around
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Screeching Weasel - Hardcore Hippie
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Screeching Weasel - Havana Affair
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Screeching Weasel - Hey Asshole
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Screeching Weasel - High Ambitions
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Screeching Weasel - Holy Hardcore
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Screeching Weasel - I Believe In UFO's
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Screeching Weasel - I Can See Clearly
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Screeching Weasel - I Can't Stand Myself
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Screeching Weasel - I Don't Care Anymore
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Screeching Weasel - I Don't Give a Fuck
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Screeching Weasel - I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Basement
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Screeching Weasel - I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You
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Screeching Weasel - I Fall To Pieces
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Screeching Weasel - I Hate Your Guts On Sunday
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Screeching Weasel - I Love To Hate
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Screeching Weasel - I Love You
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Screeching Weasel - I Need Therapy
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Screeching Weasel - I Think We're Alone Now
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Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be a Homosexual
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Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
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Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Fuck
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Screeching Weasel - I Want To Be With You Tonight
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Screeching Weasel - I Was a High School Psychopath
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Screeching Weasel - I Will Always Be There
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Screeching Weasel - I Will Always Do
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Screeching Weasel - I Wrote Holden Caulfield
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Screeching Weasel - I, Robot
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Screeching Weasel - I'll Stop The Rain
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Screeching Weasel - I'm Gonna Strangle You
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Screeching Weasel - I'm Not In Love
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Screeching Weasel - Identity Crisis
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Screeching Weasel - If I Was You
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Screeching Weasel - Inside Out
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Screeching Weasel - It's All In My Head
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Screeching Weasel - It's Not Enough
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Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
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Screeching Weasel - Joanie Loves Johnny
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Screeching Weasel - Jock Punk
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Screeching Weasel - Judy Is A Punk
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Screeching Weasel - K-Mart Blues
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Screeching Weasel - Kalama`s Too Nice
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Screeching Weasel - Kathy Isn't Right
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Screeching Weasel - Kathy's On The Roof
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Screeching Weasel - Last Night
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Screeching Weasel - Leather Jacket
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Screeching Weasel - Leave me Alone
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Screeching Weasel - Let's Dance
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Screeching Weasel - Liar
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Screeching Weasel - Like a Parasite
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Screeching Weasel - Linger
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Screeching Weasel - Listen To My Heat
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Screeching Weasel - Little Big Man
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Screeching Weasel - Lose The Dink
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Screeching Weasel - Loudmouth
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Screeching Weasel - Love
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Screeching Weasel - Mad At The Paperboy
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Screeching Weasel - Making You Cry
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Screeching Weasel - March Of The Lawnmowers
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Screeching Weasel - Mary Was An Anarchist
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Screeching Weasel - Molecule
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Screeching Weasel - More Problems
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Screeching Weasel - Murder in The Brady House
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Screeching Weasel - My Friends Are Getting Famous
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Screeching Weasel - My Song
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Screeching Weasel - Nicaragua
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Screeching Weasel - Night Breed
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Screeching Weasel - Nobody Likes You
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Screeching Weasel - Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
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Screeching Weasel - On My Own
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Screeching Weasel - Only a Test
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Screeching Weasel - Outside of You
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Screeching Weasel - Panic
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Screeching Weasel - Passion
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Screeching Weasel - Pauline
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Screeching Weasel - Peter Brady
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Screeching Weasel - Phasers On Kill
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Screeching Weasel - Planet of the Apes
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Screeching Weasel - Plastic Bag
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Screeching Weasel - Police Insanity
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Screeching Weasel - Pretty Girls Don't Talk To Me
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Screeching Weasel - Professional Distribution
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Screeching Weasel - Psychiatrist
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Screeching Weasel - Punk Rock Explained
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Screeching Weasel - Punkhouse
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Screeching Weasel - Racist Society
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Screeching Weasel - Radio Blast
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Screeching Weasel - Raining Needles
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Screeching Weasel - Regroup
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Screeching Weasel - Rubber Room
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Screeching Weasel - Say No! To Authority
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Screeching Weasel - Science Of Myth
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Screeching Weasel - She Ain't Your Baby
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Screeching Weasel - She's Giving Me The Creeps
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Screeching Weasel - Shut The Hell Up
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Screeching Weasel - Slogans
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Screeching Weasel - Society
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Screeching Weasel - Something Wrong
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Screeching Weasel - Speed of Mutation
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Screeching Weasel - Stab Stab Stab
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Screeching Weasel - Static
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Screeching Weasel - Stupid Over You
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Screeching Weasel - Sunshine
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Screeching Weasel - Supermarket Fantasy
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Screeching Weasel - Surf Goddes
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Screeching Weasel - Teenage Freak Show
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Screeching Weasel - The American Dream
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Screeching Weasel - The Edge of The World
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Screeching Weasel - The First Day Of Summer
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Screeching Weasel - The First Day of Winter
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Screeching Weasel - The Girl Next Door
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Screeching Weasel - The Hunter
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Screeching Weasel - The Last Janelle
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Screeching Weasel - Things Seem All Fucked Up Today
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Screeching Weasel - This Ain't Hawaii
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Screeching Weasel - Three Lonely Days
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Screeching Weasel - Three Sides
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Screeching Weasel - Thrift Store Girl
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Screeching Weasel - Time Bomb
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Screeching Weasel - Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World
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Screeching Weasel - Too Worked Up
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Screeching Weasel - Totally
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Screeching Weasel - Totem Pole
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Screeching Weasel - Trance
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Screeching Weasel - Twinkie Warfare
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Screeching Weasel - Used Cars
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Screeching Weasel - Veronica Hates Me
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Screeching Weasel - Waiting For Susie
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Screeching Weasel - Wanna Die
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Screeching Weasel - Wavin Gerbs
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Screeching Weasel - We Are The Generation X
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Screeching Weasel - We Skate
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Screeching Weasel - What Is Right
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Screeching Weasel - What We Hate
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Screeching Weasel - Work
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Screeching Weasel - Yeah Baby!
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Screeching Weasel - You Are My Sunshine
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Screeching Weasel - You'll Be In My Dreams Today
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Screeching Weasel - You're Sorry Now
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Screeching Weasel - You're the Enemy
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Screeching Weasel - Your Morality
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Screeching Weasel - Zombies
Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
Screeching Weasel
she's got trouble with her tubes
if you go past her vagina and her cervix
you will find a completely empty room
because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
her uterus is useless
her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
but she just won't believe
that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
will cause her to conceive
no simple yeast or bladder infection
could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through
this year her husband's sperm was studied
and swiftly passed the test
now Jeannie's operation must commence
artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
Jeannie isn't ovulating
even though she took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills
