Only dead folks get my jokes Storm the castle and swim the moat Across the world lives a big old goat Who's got nine eyes and breathes nothing but smoke And he loves lilly but lilly loves me And lilly loves shelia but shelia loves me So lets go out back and plant a family tree We'll be as happy as a couple motherfuckers can be
Load your pistol to shoot the breeze Go to the garden tell the birds and bees Not to bother the girls or harass the boys Busk for your breakfast baby make some noise We'll wake up grandpa wake up jane Throw a couple rocks at their window pane
If daddy gives me money ill drink my milk Got women to scare Got a world to tilt
There's no one in the world but you for me So lets go out back and plant a family tree
