1. 1

    Shel Silverstein - Boy Named Sue

  2. 2

    Shel Silverstein - A Front Row Seat To Hear Ole Johnny Sing

  3. 3

    Shel Silverstein - Alimony

  4. 4

    Shel Silverstein - All About You

  5. 5

    Shel Silverstein - Better Not Ask Me

  6. 6

    Shel Silverstein - Bigtime

  7. 7

    Shel Silverstein - Cloudy Sky

  8. 8

    Shel Silverstein - Daylight Dreamer

  9. 9

    Shel Silverstein - Diet Song

  10. 10

    Shel Silverstein - Dirty Ol' Me

  11. 11

    Shel Silverstein - Freakin' At The Freakers Ball

  12. 12

    Shel Silverstein - Goodnight Little House Plant

  13. 13

    Shel Silverstein - I Can't Touch the Sun

  14. 14

    Shel Silverstein - I Got Stoned and I Missed It

  15. 15

    Shel Silverstein - I Once Knew a Woman

  16. 16

    Shel Silverstein - I'm So Good That I Don't Have to Brag

  17. 17

    Shel Silverstein - Kick It Again

  18. 18

    Shel Silverstein - Lemmebesomethin

  19. 19

    Shel Silverstein - Liberated Lady 1999

  20. 20

    Shel Silverstein - Lookin' For Myself

  21. 21

    Shel Silverstein - Masochistic Baby

  22. 22

    Shel Silverstein - Modern Talk

  23. 23

    Shel Silverstein - Never Bite a Married Woman On The Thigh

  24. 24

    Shel Silverstein - Paranoid

  25. 25

    Shel Silverstein - Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me

  26. 26

    Shel Silverstein - Peanut Butter Sandwich

  27. 27

    Shel Silverstein - Polly In a Porny

  28. 28

    Shel Silverstein - Quiero Ser

  29. 29

    Shel Silverstein - Scum Of The Earth

  30. 30

    Shel Silverstein - Someone Ate The Baby

  31. 31

    Shel Silverstein - Stacy Brown Got Two

  32. 32

    Shel Silverstein - Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen

  33. 33

    Shel Silverstein - Testing The Bomb

  34. 34

    Shel Silverstein - Thumbsucker

  35. 35

    Shel Silverstein - Time

Never Bite a Married Woman On The Thigh

Shel Silverstein

Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my
Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try
And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie
But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry
Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry
And he'll say i don't blame you but tell me who's the guy
So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye
And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky
And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie
And when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleeping
Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die
So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh

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