If you think you can, well come on man
 
 I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
 
 No more of your fairy stories
 
 'Cause I got my other worries.
 
  
  53rd and 3rd
 
 Standing on the street
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 I'm tryin' to turn a trick
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 You're the one they never pick
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 Don't it make you feel sick?
  
 
 If you think you can, well come on man
 
 I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
 
 No more of your fairy stories
 
 'Cause I got my other worries.
  
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 Standing on the street
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 I'm tryin' to turn a trick
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 You're the one they never pick
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 Don't it make you feel sick?
  
 
 Then I took out my razor blade
 
 Then I did what God forbade
 
 Now the cops are after me
 
 But I proved that I'm no sissy
  
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 Standing on the street
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 I'm tryin' to turn a trick
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 You're the one they never pick
 
 53rd and 3rd
 
 Don't it make you feel sick?
  
 
 53rd & 3rd
 
 53rd & 3rd
 
 53rd & 3rd
 
 53rd & 3rd