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Skyclad - A Badtime Story
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Skyclad - A Room Next Door
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Skyclad - Art Nazi
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Skyclad - Building A Ruin
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Skyclad - Come On Eileen
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Skyclad - Great Blow For A Day Job
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Skyclad - The Parliament Of Fools
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Skyclad - A Bellyful Of Emptiness
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Skyclad - A Broken Promised Land
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Skyclad - A Clown Of Thorns
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Skyclad - A Dog In The Manger
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Skyclad - A Good Day To Bury Bad News
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Skyclad - A Near Life Experience
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Skyclad - A Stranger In The Garden
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Skyclad - A Survival Campaign
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Skyclad - A Well Beside The River
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Skyclad - A Well-Traveled Man
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Skyclad - A Well-Travelled Man
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Skyclad - A Word To The Wise
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Skyclad - Alone In Death's Shadow
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Skyclad - Another Drinking Song
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Skyclad - Another Fine Mess
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Skyclad - Any Old Irony?
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Skyclad - Babakoto
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Skyclad - Babakoto
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Skyclad - Bewilderbeast
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Skyclad - Black Summer Rain
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Skyclad - Bombjour!
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Skyclad - Brimstone Ballet
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Skyclad - Bury Me
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Skyclad - Cancer Of The Heart
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Skyclad - Cardboard City
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Skyclad - Catherine At The Wheel
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Skyclad - Civil War Dance
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Skyclad - Constance Eternal
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Skyclad - Crux Of The Message
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Skyclad - Cry Of The Land
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Skyclad - Dead Angels On Ice
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Skyclad - Deja-Vu Ain't What It Used To Be
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Skyclad - Desperanto (A Song For Europe?)
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Skyclad - Do They Mean Us?
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Skyclad - Earth mother, The Sun And The Furious Host
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Skyclad - Eirenarch
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Skyclad - Emerald
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Skyclad - Fainting By Numbers
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Skyclad - Gammadion Seed
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Skyclad - Halo Of Flies
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Skyclad - Helium
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Skyclad - History Lessons
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Skyclad - Hit List
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Skyclad - Hybrid Blues
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Skyclad - I Dubious
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Skyclad - If I Die Laughing, It'll Be An Act Of God
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Skyclad - In The... All Together
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Skyclad - Inequality Street
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Skyclad - Intro: Pagan Man
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Skyclad - Isle Of Jura
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Skyclad - It Wasn't Meant To End This Way
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Skyclad - Jeopardy
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Skyclad - Jumping My Shadow
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Skyclad - Just What Nobody Wanted
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Skyclad - Karmageddon (The Suffering Silence)
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Skyclad - Land Of The Rising Slum
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Skyclad - Lightening The Load
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Skyclad - Like... A Ballad For The Disenchanted
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Skyclad - Little Miss Take
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Skyclad - Master Race
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Skyclad - Men Of Straw
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Skyclad - Modern Minds
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Skyclad - Moongleam And Meadowsweet
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Skyclad - Mr. Malaprope & Co
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Skyclad - My Mother In Darkness
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Skyclad - My Naked I
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Skyclad - No Deposit, No Return
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Skyclad - No Strings Attached
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Skyclad - Ntrwb
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Skyclad - On With Their Heads!
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Skyclad - Our Dying Island
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Skyclad - Pagan Man
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Skyclad - Penny Dreadful
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Skyclad - Polkageist!
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Skyclad - Postcard From Planet Earth
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Skyclad - Quantity Time
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Skyclad - R'Vannith
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Skyclad - Ring Stone Round
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Skyclad - Salt On The Earth (Another Man's Poison)
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Skyclad - Schadenfreude
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Skyclad - Science Never Sleeps
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Skyclad - Single Phial
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Skyclad - Sins Of Emission
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Skyclad - Sky Beneath My Feet
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Skyclad - Skyclad
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Skyclad - Snake Charming
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Skyclad - Something To Cling To
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Skyclad - Spinning Jenny
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Skyclad - Still Small Beer
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Skyclad - Still Spinning Shrapnel
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Skyclad - Superculture
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Skyclad - Swords Of A Thousand Men
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Skyclad - Ten Little Kingdoms
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Skyclad - Terminus
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Skyclad - The Antibody Politic
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Skyclad - The Cradle Will Fall
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Skyclad - The Declaration Of Indifference
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Skyclad - The Disenchanted Forest
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Skyclad - The Great Brain Robbery
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Skyclad - The Ilk Of Human Blindness
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Skyclad - The One Piece Puzzle
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Skyclad - The Present Imperfect
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Skyclad - The Roman Wall Blues
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Skyclad - The Silver Cloud's Dark Lining
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Skyclad - The Sinful Ensemble
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Skyclad - The Sky Beneath My Feet
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Skyclad - The Song Of No-Involvement
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Skyclad - The Thread Of Evermore
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Skyclad - The Truth Famine
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Skyclad - The Well-travelled Man
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Skyclad - The Wickedest Man In The World
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Skyclad - The Widdershins Jig
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Skyclad - The Wrong Song
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Skyclad - They Think It's All Over, (Well Is It Now?)
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Skyclad - Think Back And Lie Of England
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Skyclad - Thinking Allowed
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Skyclad - Trance Dance (A Dreamtime Walkabout)
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Skyclad - Troublesometimes
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Skyclad - Tunnel Visionaries
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Skyclad - Turncoat Rebellion
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Skyclad - Vintage Whine
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Skyclad - When All Else Fails
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Skyclad - When God Logs Off
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Skyclad - Which Is Why
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Skyclad - Womb Of The Worm
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Skyclad - Words Upon The Street
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Skyclad - Worn Out Sole To Heel
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Skyclad - You Lost My Memory
A Badtime Story
Skyclad
Lady Luck came along, took my dreams away,
And the tears hurt more than a broken nose -
I bled from the thorns of a barbed-wire rose.
I know that I'm supposed to pray
Thanking God for each new day.
Would it disturb his master plan
To one day be a happy man?
I've tried to be positive, tried to be nice.
I've turned the other cheek so I'd get hurt twice.
I've forced a smile, I've dropped my guard
I've seized the day but it bit me hard.
Life's too short, but long enough to gain
The cap and gown of misery, suffering and pain.
No need to read my diary to see what lies before me -
Just another chapter in my Badtime Story.
The end of love and laughter
now we're happy never after.
My next birthday will, I fear
Be much the same as every year.
Inside the wrapping there
Are a few more wrinkles and a little less hair.
Another Autumn leaf is turning,
One more soul for candle-burning.
Hid beneath the sham and glitter
I taste a cake that's stale and bitter.
I've tried to be positive, tried to be nice.
I've turned the other cheek so I'd get hurt twice.
I've forced a smile, I've dropped my guard
I've seized the day but it bit me hard.
Life's too short, but long enough to gain
The cap and gown of misery, suffering and pain.
No need to read my diary to see what lies before me -
Just another chapter in my Badtime Story.
On my Christmas card last year it said:
"So sorry, Santa Claus is dead.
Crawl into the oven when you've had enough
'Cos it keeps sitting here quietly waiting to be stuffed."
What a festive way to go
Here beneath the mistletoe,
With open eyes and an open wrist
To vanish from your Christmas list.
I've tried to be positive, tried to be nice.
I've turned the other cheek so I'd get hurt twice.
I've forced a smile, I've dropped my guard
I've seized the day but it bit me hard.
Life's too short, but long enough to gain
The cap and gown of misery, suffering and pain.
No need to read my diary to see what lies before me -
Just another chapter in my Badtime Story.