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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
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Stephen Sondheim - Maria
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
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Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
Ladies in Their Sensitivities
Stephen Sondheim
Judge (spoken)
Walk home with me, for I have news for you
In order to shield her from the evils of this world,
I have decided to marry Johanna next Monday.
Beadle (spoken)
Ah, sir happy news.
Judge (spoken)
Strange, when I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance.
Beadle (sung)
Excuse me my lord
May I request my lord,
Permission my lord to speak?
Forgive me if I suggest my lord
You're looking less than your best my lord,
There's powder upon your vest my lord,
And stubble upon your cheek.
And ladies my lord
Are weak
Judge (spoken)
Perhaps if she greets me cordially upon my return I shall give her a small gift.
Beadle (sung)
Ladies in their sensitivities my lord,
Have a fragile sensibility.
When a girl's emergent,
Probably it's urgent,
You differ to her gentility, my lord.
Personal disorder cannot be ignored,
Given their gentile proclivities.
Meaning no offense,
It happens they resents it,
Ladies in their sensitivities my lord.
Judge (spoken)
Stubble you say?
Perhaps at times I am over hasty with my morning ablutions.
Beadle (sung)
Fret not though my lord,
I know a place my lord,
A barber my lord of skill.
Thus armed with a shaven face my lord,
Some eau de cologne to grace my lord,
And musk to enhance the chase my lord,
You'll dazzle the girl until.
Judge (spoken)
Until??
Beadle (sung)
She bows to your every will
Judge (spoken)
Perhaps you may be right, take me to him
