Your hair is soft and shiny Your beard is awfully neat Your eyebrows are so tidy To smell you is a treat You look so terribly spiffing You always steal the show You fill my heart with laughter When I'm feeling low
Your humour is so super You really make me smile You're a man of information and as sweet as tate and lyle We have so much in common We get along just swell I love kissing boys and you love that as well
We'd really make a handsome pair excepting one detail If only you liked women or If only I were male
We'd throw some splendid parties Invite our friends to dine Eat continental cheeses And drink the finest wines Our home would be delightful I think it's safe to say We'd get along so famously, Its too bad that you're gay
