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Sparks - This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us
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Sparks - Angst In My Pants
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Sparks - Pineapple
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Sparks - Sherlock Holmes
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Sparks - Get Crazy
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Sparks - High C
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Sparks - Lost And Found
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Sparks - Mickey Mouse
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Sparks - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth
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Sparks - Propaganda
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Sparks - Rockin' Girls
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Sparks - Slowboat
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Sparks - The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte
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Sparks - This is the Renaissance
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Sparks - White Women
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Sparks - Wonder Girl
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Sparks - (No More) Mr. Nice Guys
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Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant
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Sparks - (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing
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Sparks - A Big Surprise
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Sparks - A Fun Bunch Of Guys From Outer Space
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Sparks - A Song That Sings Itself
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Sparks - A Walk Down Memory Lane
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Sparks - Academy Award Performance
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Sparks - Achoo
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Sparks - Aeroflot
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Sparks - Alabamy Right
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Sparks - All You Ever Think About Is Sex
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Sparks - Amateur Hour
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Sparks - Angus Desire
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Sparks - As I Sit Down To Play The Organ At The Notre Dame Cathedral
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Sparks - At Home, At Work, At Play
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Sparks - B.C.
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Sparks - Balls
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Sparks - Barbecutie
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Sparks - Batteries Not Included
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Sparks - Beat The Clock
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Sparks - Beautiful True
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Sparks - Beaver O'Lindy
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Sparks - Big Bands
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Sparks - Big Boy
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Sparks - Bon Voyage
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Sparks - Bullet Train
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Sparks - Byology 2
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Sparks - Camouflage
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Sparks - Can I Invade Your Country
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Sparks - Change
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Sparks - Complaints
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Sparks - Confusion
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Sparks - Cool Places
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Sparks - Dance Godammit
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Sparks - Dick Around
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Sparks - Do Re Mi
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Sparks - Don't Leave Me Alone With Her
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Sparks - Eaten By The Monster Of Love
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Sparks - England
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Sparks - Equator
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Sparks - Everybody Move
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Sparks - Everybody's Stupid
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Sparks - Fa La Fa Lee
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Sparks - Face The Day
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Sparks - Falling In Love With Myself Again
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Sparks - Fletcher Honorama
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Sparks - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
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Sparks - Funny Foolish
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Sparks - Get In The Swing
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Sparks - Girl From Germany
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Sparks - Gone With The Wind
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Sparks - Good Morning
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Sparks - Gratuitous Sax
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Sparks - Happy Hunting Ground
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Sparks - Hasta Manana Monsieur
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Sparks - Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
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Sparks - Here In Heaven Without You
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Sparks - Here Kitty
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Sparks - Hospitality on parade
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Sparks - How Are You Getting Home?
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Sparks - How do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
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Sparks - How To Get Your Ass Kicked
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Sparks - I Bought The Mississippi River
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Sparks - I Can't Believe That You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song
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Sparks - I Like Girls
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Sparks - I Married Myself
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Sparks - I Predict
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Sparks - I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car
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Sparks - I Want To Be Like Everybody Else
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Sparks - I wish I looked a little better
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Sparks - In My Family
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Sparks - In The Future
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Sparks - Instant Weight Loss
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Sparks - Irreplaceable
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Sparks - It Ain't 1918
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Sparks - It's a Knock Off
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Sparks - It's Educational
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Sparks - Just Because You Love Me
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Sparks - Just Got Back From Heaven
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Sparks - Kiss Me Quick
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Sparks - La Dolce Vita
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Sparks - Let the Monkey Drive
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Sparks - Let's Get Funky
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Sparks - Let's Go Surfing
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Sparks - Let's Make Love
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Sparks - Lighten Up, Morrissey
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Sparks - Likeable
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Sparks - Looks, Looks, Looks
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Sparks - Lots Of Reasons
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Sparks - Love Scenes
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Sparks - Lucky Me, Lucky You
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Sparks - Madonna
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Sparks - Make Up Friend
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Sparks - Marry Me
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Sparks - Maybe Tomorrow
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Sparks - Merchants & Vendors (Face It)
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Sparks - Metaphor
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Sparks - Miss The Start, Miss The End
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Sparks - Modesty Plays
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Sparks - Moon Over Kentucky
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Sparks - More Than a Sex Machine
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Sparks - Moustache
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Sparks - Mr. Insecurity
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Sparks - Music That You Can Dance To
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Sparks - My Baby's Taking Me Home
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Sparks - My Other Voice
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Sparks - Next to you
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Sparks - Nicotina
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Sparks - Noisy Boys
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Sparks - Nothing Is Sacred
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Sparks - Nothing to do
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Sparks - Now That I Own The Bbc
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Sparks - Peeping Tommy
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Sparks - Perfume
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Sparks - Please Baby Please
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Sparks - Polly Anne
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Sparks - Popularity
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Sparks - Prayin' For a Party
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Sparks - Pretending To Be Drunk
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Sparks - Profile
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Sparks - Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat
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Sparks - Reinforcements
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Sparks - Ride 'Em Cowboy
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Sparks - Rock And Roll People In a Disco World
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Sparks - Rock, Rock, Rock
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Sparks - Roger
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Sparks - Rosebud
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Sparks - Saccharin And The War
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Sparks - Scheherazade
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Sparks - Screwed Up
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Sparks - Self-effacing
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Sparks - Senseless Violins
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Sparks - Sextown U.S.A.
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Sparks - Shopping Mall Of Love
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Sparks - Simple Ballet
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Sparks - Sisters
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Sparks - So Important
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Sparks - So May We Start (part. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - Something For The Girl With Everything
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Sparks - Stereo
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Sparks - Stop Me If You've Heard This Before
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Sparks - Strange Animal
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Sparks - Suburban Homeboy
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Sparks - Suzie Safety
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Sparks - Talent Is An Asset
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Sparks - Tarzan And Jane
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Sparks - Tearing The Place Apart
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Sparks - Thank God It's Not Christmas
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Sparks - Thanks But No Thanks
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Sparks - That's Nastassia
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Sparks - The Angels
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Sparks - The Armies of the Night
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Sparks - The Calm Before The Storm
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Sparks - The Decline And Fall Of Me
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Sparks - The Ghost Of Liberace
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Sparks - The Greatest Show On Earth
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Sparks - The Lady Is Lingering
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Sparks - The Louvre
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven (Part Two)
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Sparks - The Rhythm Thief
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Sparks - The Scene
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Sparks - The Toughest Girl In Town
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Sparks - There's No Such Thing As Aliens
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Sparks - Throw Her Away (And Get A New One)
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Sparks - Tits
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Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race
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Sparks - Tsui Hark
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Sparks - Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
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Sparks - Under The Table With Her
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Sparks - Underground
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Sparks - Very Next Fight
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Sparks - Wacky Women
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Sparks - Waiving By
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Sparks - Waterproof
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Sparks - We Love Each Other So Much (feat. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - Well, Here Comes Bob
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Sparks - What Are All These Bands So Angry About?
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Sparks - When Do I Get To Sing "My Way?"
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Sparks - When I'm With You
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Sparks - Whippings And Apologies
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Sparks - Who Don't Like Kids
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Sparks - With All My Might
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Sparks - Without Using Hands
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Sparks - Young Girls
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Sparks - Your Call's Very Important To Us, Please Hold
Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
Sparks
You always know what the story is.
Beautiful girls with ugly guys
What do they take us for anyway?
What do they take us for anyway?
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
As they walk down the street arm in arm, i see
Them and once again feel the need to ask
Myself the question, the question that has
Weighed heavily on me of late. how is it
Possible that a guy and a girl so dissimilar
In physical appearance, there being such a
Disparity in how attractive each is, be nonetheless
In what would appear to be some sort of relationship?
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
How do we explain this? an attraction of
Opposites? no, that theory has been refuted
By many experts in the fields of human psychology.
A much greater attraction seems to come from
One more similar to oneself. personality, perhaps?
Without intending to sound judgmental, i would
Say that he doesn't look like what was once called
A "live wire" or "the life of the party." he appears
Rather expressionless. his movements are stiff
And even awkward. perhaps he is a person of
Some intellect-an expert in science, the arts, political
Theory. no , i think not. see how well tailored his
Clothes are, how well cut his hair is.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
(ugly guys with beautiful girls con't.)
I must confess to you, my listeners, that i have been
A little less than honest in pretending i had no answers
To my previous questions. you see, i lost someone
Very dear to me, someone very beautiful, to someone
Much like him.
Ah, you ask, surely there must have been other areas
Where you were deficient and he was not. no, i don't
Believe so. my shortcomings were of an economic nature.
He was rich. i was not.
You see, i underestimated the appeal to her of things---
Imported things on wheels, large things with manicured
Lawns and olympic swimming pools, things to wear around
Her neck that would glisten in the night light. things. still,
I am not bitter. rather, i am an observer who saw first
Hand how life may not be fair. would things have turned
Out differently between me and her had i moved up the
Corporate ladder quicker, been born of more noble stock,
Or done better on one of our journeys to las vegas?
Perhaps. in fact, i'm certain of it. things would have turned
Out differently between me and her. i know this now. it ain't
Done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls.
You always know what the story is.