The union of a woman and a man Touching for the very first time The gentle texture of a hand True love is always hard to find
And sometimes my penis ain’t as hard as wood And sometimes you’re disappointed in my manlihood I can’t take it, please Fake it for me
The delicate nature of love Can only make this relationship grow And though it’s sent from heaven above Things don’t always work down below
And I know – that the porno movies make you feel cheap And sometimes you finish while I’m fast asleep I can’t take it, please Fake it for me
I try so hard to be a man, but You’re so damn hard to please Doesn’t help to know your best friend Runs on batteries I can’t take it, please Fake it for me
Even though my love’s a little premature When you call me Mr. Softee, I get...insecure I can’t take it Please, fake it For me
