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    Stephen Lynch - Lion

  2. 2

    Stephen Lynch - Gerbil Song

  3. 3

    Stephen Lynch - She Gotta Smile

  4. 4

    Stephen Lynch - Then She Farted

  5. 5

    Stephen Lynch - Waiting

  6. 6

    Stephen Lynch - 3 Balloons

  7. 7

    Stephen Lynch - A Month Dead

  8. 8

    Stephen Lynch - Albino

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    Stephen Lynch - America

  10. 10

    Stephen Lynch - Baby

  11. 11

    Stephen Lynch - Ballad Of Scarface

  12. 12

    Stephen Lynch - Beelz

  13. 13

    Stephen Lynch - Best Friends Song

  14. 14

    Stephen Lynch - Bitch

  15. 15

    Stephen Lynch - Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)

  16. 16

    Stephen Lynch - Classic Rock Song

  17. 17

    Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song

  18. 18

    Stephen Lynch - Craig

  19. 19

    Stephen Lynch - Crazy Peanuts

  20. 20

    Stephen Lynch - D&D

  21. 21

    Stephen Lynch - Dear Diary 1

  22. 22

    Stephen Lynch - Dear Diary 2

  23. 23

    Stephen Lynch - Dear Diary 3

  24. 24

    Stephen Lynch - Dear Diary 4

  25. 25

    Stephen Lynch - Down To The Old Pub Instead

  26. 26

    Stephen Lynch - Dr. Stephen

  27. 27

    Stephen Lynch - Drink You Pretty

  28. 28

    Stephen Lynch - Fishin' Hole

  29. 29

    Stephen Lynch - For Me

  30. 30

    Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies

  31. 31

    Stephen Lynch - Gay

  32. 32

    Stephen Lynch - Grandfather Die

  33. 33

    Stephen Lynch - Hair

  34. 34

    Stephen Lynch - Half a Man

  35. 35

    Stephen Lynch - Hallelujah

  36. 36

    Stephen Lynch - Halloween

  37. 37

    Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite

  38. 38

    Stephen Lynch - Hey Love

  39. 39

    Stephen Lynch - History Lesson

  40. 40

    Stephen Lynch - I Wanna F Your Sister

  41. 41

    Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay

  42. 42

    Stephen Lynch - In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl

  43. 43

    Stephen Lynch - Jim Henson's Dead

  44. 44

    Stephen Lynch - Kill A Kitten

  45. 45

    Stephen Lynch - Let Me Inside

  46. 46

    Stephen Lynch - Little Tiny Mustache

  47. 47

    Stephen Lynch - Lorelei

  48. 48

    Stephen Lynch - Love Song

  49. 49

    Stephen Lynch - Lullaby (Divorce Song)

  50. 50

    Stephen Lynch - Mixer at Delta Chi

  51. 51

    Stephen Lynch - Mother's Day

  52. 52

    Stephen Lynch - No Meat

  53. 53

    Stephen Lynch - Not Home

  54. 54

    Stephen Lynch - Oh BinLadin

  55. 55

    Stephen Lynch - Pierre

  56. 56

    Stephen Lynch - Priest

  57. 57

    Stephen Lynch - R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)

  58. 58

    Stephen Lynch - So This Is Outer Space?

  59. 59

    Stephen Lynch - Special

  60. 60

    Stephen Lynch - Special Fred

  61. 61

    Stephen Lynch - Special Olympics

  62. 62

    Stephen Lynch - Superhero

  63. 63

    Stephen Lynch - Talk To Me

  64. 64

    Stephen Lynch - Tall Glass O' Water

  65. 65

    Stephen Lynch - Tattoo

  66. 66

    Stephen Lynch - Taxi Driver

  67. 67

    Stephen Lynch - Tennessee

  68. 68

    Stephen Lynch - The Gathering

  69. 69

    Stephen Lynch - The Night I Laid You Down

  70. 70

    Stephen Lynch - Too Jesusy

  71. 71

    Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream

  72. 72

    Stephen Lynch - Voices In My Head

  73. 73

    Stephen Lynch - Walken I

  74. 74

    Stephen Lynch - Walken II

  75. 75

    Stephen Lynch - What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys

  76. 76

    Stephen Lynch - Whiskey Dick

  77. 77

    Stephen Lynch - Whittlin' Man

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    Stephen Lynch - You (Prettier Than)

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    Stephen Lynch - You Caught Me Spankin It

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    Stephen Lynch - You'll Do

Mixer at Delta Chi

Stephen Lynch

It's College time again
September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting
mixer at Delta Chi
we take some oxycontin
Dave Matthew gettin' high
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn't on the syllabus

I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man

Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam

I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man

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