Here we are Dear old friends You and I drunk again Laughs have been had Tears have been shed Maybe the whisky has gone to my head But if I were gay I would give you my heart And if I were gay You'd be my work of art And if I were gay We would swim in romance But im not gay So get your hand out of my pants
It's not that i dont care I do I just dont see myself in you Another time another scene I'd be right behind you if you know what i mean 'Coz if I were gay I would give you my soul And if I were gay I would give you my whole... being And if I were gay We would tear down the walls But I'm not gay So won't you stop cupping my ba... Hand
We've never hugged We've never kissed I've never been intimate with your fist You have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop ... Your ... Drawers