I made love to ya all night long Then i got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and i fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never do no wrong
Then you farted Oh girl you farted
First i thought that it was kinda cute I surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot Then came the smell came whoftin by And brought a little tear drop to my eye I think that i'll go sleep out on the couch
Cause you farted
You could make milk curdle Make your skin crawl Make the paint peal off of the wall I won't sleep under the covers no more Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
Baby, it sure has been a gas But i can't live life in fear of your ass So i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill Moved back to my house at the top of the hill Well old boy I guess its just you and me
