Oh baby, you were such a tease Only get down on your knees to pray To pray And something in your Bible says Not to let me share your bed today Today
Oh, now I see That you turned out to be Too Jesusy for me
Our life was filled with sexy and kink Cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer And beer Now it's Bible verse and Bible class And Bible shove it up your arse, my dear My dear
'Cause you and me Plus Jesus makes three That's too Jesusy for me
You and I are through Can I please get an Amen? 'Cause I got bored with you When you got all born again
I'm sick of hearing about that guy His magic kingdom in the sky above Above So take that precious cross you wear And give yourself a Linda Blair, my love My love
If Jesus were me Even he would agree You're too Jesusy for me, for me Too Jesus for me
