Back in 1899 when everybody sang auld lang syne
 
 A hundred years took a long, long time
 
 For every boy and girl
 
 Now there's only one thing i'd like to know
 
 Where did the 20th century go
 
 I'd swear it was here just a minute ago
 
 All over this world.
 
  
  Does anyone remember the great depression
 
 I read all about it in true confessions
 
 Sorry i was late for the recording sessions
 
 But somebody put me on hold;
 
 Has anybody seen my linoleum floors,
 
 Petroleum jelly and two world wars;
 
 They got stuck in the revolving doors
 
 All over this world.
 
 Winter's getting colder, summer's getting hotter
 
 Wishing well's wishing for another drop of water
 
 Mother earth's blushin' cause somebody caught her
 
 Making love to the man in the moon
 
 How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm,
 
 Now that outer space has lost its charm,
 
 Somebody set off the burglar alarm and not a moment too
  
 
 Old father time has got his toes a tappin,
 
 Standin'in the window grumblin'and a rappin'
 
 Everybody's waiting for something to happen,
 
 Tell me if it happens to you
 
 The judgement day is getting nearer,
 
 There it is in the rear view mirror
 
 If you duck down, i could see a little clearer
 
 All over this world.
  
 
 The twentieth century is almost over
 
 Almost over, almost over
 
 The twentieth century is almost over
 
 All over this world.
 
 All over this world, all over this world.
 
 The twentieth century is almost over all over this world.