I've got two lovers and I ain't ashamed
 
 Two lovers and I love them both the same.
 
 Let me tell you about my first lover.
 
 She treats me good like a lover should
 
 Treats me fine and she's mine all mine
 
 And I love her, I really love her
 
 Oh, I love her so and I'll do everything I can
 
 to let her know.
 
  
  But I've got two lovers and I ain't ashamed
 
 Two lovers and I love them both the same.
 
 Let me tell you about the other lover
 
 She treats me bad and makes me mad
 
 Makes me cry but I can't deny
 
 That I love her, I really love her
 
 Oh, I love her so and I'll do everything I can
 
 to let her know.
  
 
 Darling well, don't you think that I can tell
 
 That, whenever I'm with you that you think I'm untrue
 
 'cause I say that I love two
 
 but I really, really do.
 
 'Cause you're a split personality
 
 and in reality
 
 both of them are you.