"Boku-tachi ga nantoka shinakereba kakujitsu ni sekai ha houkai-suru no desu
"Nnfu, komatta mono desu.
"Sono shoujo ha kono sekai wo jibun ni totte
"omoshiroku nai mono da to omoikonde iru no desu
"Kore ha chotto shita kyoufu desu yo"
Doko kara setsumei-shimashou ka
Kawari yuku genjitsu no naka de
Koko ni deaeru boku-tachi sae
Setsuna no yume naraba
Ushirometaku nai kurai tanoshimi wo kanjitemo
Warui koto ni ha naranai deshou
Just a Spectacle!
Odoyaka naru sekai yori ha
O-niai desu yo ne
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku ha kageki deshou ka?
Houkai ha tometai no desu
Kimi wo miteru to...
Koizumi: "Kangaetemo mite kudasai.
"Wareware no you na chounouryokusha ya, Asahina Mikuru,
"Nagato Yuki no you na sonzai ga tsugou yoku ichidou ni
"kai-suru ka no you ni toujou-suru deshou ka."
Yuki: "Watashi no shigoto ha Suzumiya Haruhi wo kansatsu-shite
"nyuushu-shita jouhou wo Tougou Shinentai ni houkoku-suru koto."
Mikuru: "Shinjite moraenai ka mo shirenai kedo
"watashi ha kono jidai no ningen de ha arimasen.
"Motto mirai kara kimashita."
Doko made nattoku-dekimasu ka
Fukashigi na genshou ha tsudzuku
Daremo himitsu to shirinagara
Mainichi sugosu no ha
Sorezore no omowaku to choppiri no koukishin
Egao ha kuse no you na kanji desu yo
That's Problem everyday!
Dekiru kagiri no o-tetsudai-shitemo ii deshou?
Soshite yagate mirai sae mo imi wo ushinau beki nara
Kimi ha ando-suru deshou ka
Shinpai na no desu
Koizumi: "Kanojo ni negawareta kara to iu, tada sore dake no riyuu de koko ni irun desu yo."
Yuki: "Suzumiya Haruhi ha jiritsu shinka no kanousei wo himete iru."
Koizumi: "Ichiban no nazo ha anata desu."
Mikuru: "Jikan no yugami no mannaka ni kanojo ga ita no desu."
Koizumi: "Kanojo ha ganbou wo jitsugen-suru nouryoku ga aru."
Warui koto ga okitara mamorimashou
Just a Spectacle!
Odoyaka naru sekai no tame
Wari to yattemasu
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku ha kageki deshou ka?
Houkai ha tometai no desu
Kimi wo miteru to...shinpai na no desu
Komarimono desu
Yuki: "Jouhou Tougou Shinentai ha watashi wo tooshite ningen to kontakuto-dekiru."
Mikuru: "Shinjinakutemo ii. Tada shitte oite hoshikattan desu."
Koizumi: "O-sasshi no toori chounouryokusha desu. Sou yonda hou ga ii deshou."
"Maggaare!"
