She bought a wig
 
 It was all scrunched up
 
 Then she put it right on my shoe.
 
 You're a crocodile,
 
 That's what you are,
 
 With a crooked smile
 
 That I like so much,
 
 You know I just can't think
 
 No I just can't think
 
 But I like the things we do
 
  
  My partner in dismay
 
 You don't have to feel this way,
 
 Maybe she'll walk out on this tune,
 
 This tune
 
 This tune
  
 
 No doubt one night the statues start to walk,
 
 And maybe talk a little too,
 
 We could run right out
 
 And paint them green and gold
  
 
 My partner in dismay
 
 Don't like to feel this way,
 
 Maybe she'll walk out on this tune,
 
 This tune
 
 This tune
  
 
 Magic, just last night,
 
 In a dream of course,
 
 So sweet, you touched my knee,
 
 I can't tell you now how good that felt
  
 
 My partner in dismay
 
 Don't like to feel this way,
 
 Maybe she'll walk out on this tune,
 
 This tune
 
 This tune
 
 My partner in dismay
 
 Don't like to feel this way,
 
 Maybe she'll walk out on this tune,
 
 This tune
 
 This tune