Leave you at the door with a goodbye and a kiss I'm sure we had a blast, i've forgotten most of it See my memory is gone my body says i'm old I'm telling you tonight i'm staying home
Put my feet up on the table, enjoy a little glass Make myself a cup of coffee, maybe have a little snack See i got the television here to keep me company I'm telling you it's all i really need
You see we're at the age Where hangovers may last for many days Bad head aches, throat so sore You'll feel it when you're pushing 34
Staying in for the win It's so great, it's my thing Go have fun, get a drink You do whatever you want, i'm staying in
So add another name onto the ever growing list Of random drinking buddies that nobody's gonna miss See i put in 20 years and i have seen it all before I'm not saying that it's wrong, i just got bored
