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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - "Yeah, I Don't Know What It's Like To Be Around A Bunch Of Hipsters"
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - (I Must Be A Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal With Assholes
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - 1-800-alarm-me
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - 15 Stitches And A Headache
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - 2445
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Abandon Ship
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Abnormality
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - American Penis
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - And The Flame Dies Out Again
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Better Off Dead
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Built To Fail, Motherfucker
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Disappointment At The Taco Bell
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Everything But The Pizza
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Fuck You
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Go Ska!
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Got Filk?
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Have Fun Rotting By Yourself
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - I Hate Punk Rock
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - I Like Green Day
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - I, Musical Genius
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - I've Got Enemies In High Places
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Jared Cohn Can Suck My Cock
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Kill The President
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Kill Your Cats
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Last On My List
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Meatheads Attack Spencer At 9
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Melon Country
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - November Rain
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - People Pops & Fudgesicles For The Shit Factory
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Piss Off
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Plaid Girl
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Pornocracy
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Radio Single
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - RocketRocketRocketship
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Royale Fuck Deluxe
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Royale Fuck Deluxe 2
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Rstlne
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Smelly
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - So Let's Go Nowhere
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Somebody Wrote This Song Already
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Someone Wrote This Song Already
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Sorry, We Steal
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Spitpile
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - The Guy From Subway
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - The Last Bell I Will Ever Hear
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - The Pez Song
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - The Song That Girl Sings
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Theme Song
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - This Song Has No Effect On You
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The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches - Where's My Sleeve
The Guy From Subway
The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches
Then I went with Chris Valentino to Subway.
I walked in and the guy said "Hey, who's that eight year old girl you walked in here with last week."
I said "That's my ex-girlfriend."
He said "Is she free?"
I said "What the fuck you think? Now give me something to drink,
I'm about to pass out cryin' and I need something to eat."
He said he thought that I could do better.
So I'm walking down to CVS with Chris and he says "Jeff, don't turn around"
So I do, and what do I see? The mouth of my ex that his tongue was down.
Maybe I should have lied to him and said she found another guy.
A strong athletic type who had cute and adorable eyes.
But no, Mr. Fuckingjackass had to tell the truth.
Now I deal with him and her around me everyday, there goes serenity in my youth.
Your love don't mean shit to some guy who sweeps the floors.
Figure I'd go to pizza everyday, and I'd be alright, then I heard what he did last night.
He delivered his six inch to her said that she was mad fucking tight.
Can't believe this happened to me, like when I got dumped by Meg Dockery
except my man Chris has been replaced with a dirty motherfucker with a scar on his face.
Suicidal thoughts run through my brain all day, I'd never go through with it.
I have nothing to do with it. Like a gambler betting on a losing horse for weeks.
Maybe the percentage of my profit margin slightly would increase
if I'd figure out a way to get you back.
My love don't mean shit to some bitch who is a whore.
He sells you fresh heroes for $1.44.
My love don't mean shit to some bitch who is a whore.
I'm sick of your shit and I can't take it anymore.
I haven't had a peaceful night of sleep for weeks.
Nighty night turn out the light. Take the socks of my feet.
Put on my shoes, went to your house. You'd choose. Nothing to lose.
Went to your car. The windows were steamed.
Went back to my house hoping it was all a dream.
