I never really asked for anything at all
Content in the greenhouse with my scarlet rememberall
By the time I was grown, I was a BAMF, I was a teacher
But I never got the chance that I wanted to be featured
I just wanted the chance to avenge my mom and daddy
To kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J.K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I know she's pretty cool and she said that epic line
But i just don't understand why Bellatrix could not be mine
I might be basically the man, but J.K. doesn't think I am
Now J.K. Rowling I have to ask:
Why the heck did you have me kill the snake?
I know it was pretty important
But you could've given that job to Molly or Ginny
Or Draco or Seamus or Cho Chang or Hagrid
Or anybody else who wasn't dead
I'm passing on the duty
Cuz I want Bellatrix's head
I just wanted the chance to avenge my mom and daddy
To kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J.K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I know she's pretty cool and she said that epic line
But i just don't understand why Bellatrix could not be mine
I might be basically the man, but J.K. doesn't think I am
Bellatrix Lestrange, you're a monster and a murderer
But J.K. Rowling, you're almost as bad
I never ever ever made a single demand
But you gave away the one chance I had
I just wanted the chance to avenge my mom and daddy
To kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J.K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I just wanted the chance to avenge my mom and daddy
To kill Bellatrix Lestrange, but J.K. left it up to Molly Weasley
I know she's pretty cool and she said that epic line
But i just don't understand why Bellatrix could not be mine
I might be basically the man, but J.K. doesn't think I am
