Jimmy the squid usually late
Came home early to see his mate
Caught her in bed with another squid
He saw red he flipped his lid
Took a swim to blow off steam
Crushed and cheated, lost his dream
He came back to discover
The lifeless body of his wife's lover
Jimmy the squid
Murdered in a cloud of red
Then the cops showed up and said
"Let's go Jimmy, you're coming with me."
But Jimmy's too fast, he broke free
Jimmy the squid is on the run
Claims that he never killed no one
(Fugitive cephalopod)
