We’re sitting in the corner Drinking nineteen dollar beer Meatheads are walkin’ over here They’re kickin’ us out on the town That’s it, fuck the cambie And bouncers with tiny dicks We’re jumping on the 96 We’re going to main street now! Pints of lager overflow Way-hey, ivanhoe! It is the only place to go Way-hey, ivanhoe! Now the crew’s getting shitters And I’m lit like a christmas tree Order two and they bring you three You can’t put a price on your health And the band is jumping And the music fills the air We’re tripping right down the stairs We’re going to main street now Pints of lager overflow Way-hey, ivanhoe! It is the only place to go Way-hey, ivanhoe! I know, the city’s down on her dreams But we’ll go out with a shanty and a scream Now the party’s over So we say our long goodbyes Fall right out of paradise They’re kicking us out on the town We don’t look any further When going out into the night Robson’s piss, granville’s shite We’re going to main street now Pints of lager overflow Way-hey, ivanhoe! It is the only place to go Way-hey, ivanhoe! I know this city’s down on her dreams But we’ll go out with a shanty and a scream Ivanhoe!
