If I only had a dollar for every song I sung
I'd go down to the pawn shop and I'd buy a great big gun
I'd go down to the pawn shop and I'd buy a great big gun
And I'd kill every low down son of a bitch
That ever done me wrong
If I only had a dollar for every song I sung
I'd buy myself a bone yard and I'd bury every one
I'd bury every last one Lord, I'd bury every one
I'd bury every slack jawed motherfucker
That ever done me wrong
But I ain't got no graveyard and I ain't got no gun
So I'll be extra super nice and smile at everyone
You folks keep paying money to hear us play these songs
And I'll kill every low down son of a bitch
That ever done me wrong
