I am a lawyer, and I am a father I talk well by the rules and do my best to care for my kids Got so much money I got a happy family I got a busy schedule So I can't talk right now, sorry
I am a student I've got phds I majored in drama, science, laws, music, philosophy I'am an example Everybody wants me But none of it matters since I just sit collectin' cookies
I am a party boy I like to be, in clubs twerkin' and dancin' Bein' dumb with people like me I don't really mind couse I've got no self-esteem There's plenty to go around couse there's no 'I' in team
I am a runner I am a athlete I like to run and be the fastest Like a bolt of lightning Be number one I want more medals I want to win If I can't get there I can shoot adrenaline But I Got no one I got no job No talent that I'm good at So I'm lyin' In bed I am cryin' Wishin' that I'll get lucky someday
I'm cryin' (I'm cryin') And whinin' (And whinin') Wishin' that I'll get lucky someday I'm cryin' (I'm cryin' and whinin')
But none of it matters, really Since I just sit collectin' cookies
