Oh, please, excuse me, I don't mean to alarm
 
 And certainly, I mean you no physical harm
 
 I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
 
 So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl
 
  
  My mission is simple: Neverending Strife
 
 I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife
 
 My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will
 
 I'm a predator, and I'm going in for the kill
  
 
 Don't hate me cause I'm funny
 
 Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
 
 You should hate me cause I'm better than you
  
 
 I only want to party
 
 I only want to play it cool
 
 I'm beholden to seeing this through
  
 
 I could trot around your little pony head
 
 Spreading white lies and whispers
 
 I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends
 
 Your rage is so hot, it blisters
  
 
 I have your attention now, it's futile to flee
 
 Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me
 
 So, please, you can't beat me, just fire away
 
 I'll shrug it off and live to laugh another day
  
 
 My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old
 
 Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold
 
 Your princess couldn't save you, you have no hope
 
 You're hanging yourself, I'm just providing the rope