You're stressed about a meeting 'cause you haven't got a clue Your girlfriend won't have sex with you because she's got the flu Your cat won't eat its dinner 'cause it doesn't like the taste Your parents had a baby and you're sad you've been replaced
Whoah! Act like you mean it Whoah! Shh Don't make a sound Whoah! Keep it a secret
People in the place gotta listen up, right We gonna get loose in our pants tonight
Strategy Wanking Got to cure your frustration Strategy Wanking S'only meditation
You could've scored the winning goal, but you missed the shot You've seen the monkeys procreating; boy it's got you hot You owe the mob some money, but you'll never find the cash You found out you got herpes when you thought it was a rash
Whoah! Urge the temptation Whoah! Don't feel ashamed Whoah! Feel the inflation
People in the place put your hands down there N' shake it all around like you just don't care
Strategy Wanking Undercover masturbation Strategy Wanking When the pussy's on vacation
It's not dumb It's fun It only takes one
Strategy Wanking Strategy Wanking
You hit the floor With your new song It's immature Your career's bombed
Tragedy Wanking Got to pick up the pieces They call it Tragedy Wanking When you've just been defeated
Strategy Wanking You won't feel neglected Strategy Wanking You'll never be rejected
