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The Mountain Goats - No Children
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The Mountain Goats - Early Spring
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The Mountain Goats - Up the Wolves
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The Mountain Goats - Damn These Vampires
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The Mountain Goats - Brilliant Disguise
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The Mountain Goats - Flight 717: Going to Denmark
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Georgia
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The Mountain Goats - Moon And Sand
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Intentions
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The Mountain Goats - [Forgotten title] (Kittens in Mittens)
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The Mountain Goats - 02-75
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The Mountain Goats - 1 John 4:16
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The Mountain Goats - Absolute Lithops Effect
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The Mountain Goats - Adultery
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The Mountain Goats - Alabama Nova
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The Mountain Goats - All Up The Seething Coast
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha in Tauris
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Sun Hat
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The Mountain Goats - Amy A.K.A. Spent Gladiator 1
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The Mountain Goats - Bad Waves
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The Mountain Goats - Badger Song
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The Mountain Goats - Beach House
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The Mountain Goats - Billy the Kid's Dream of the Magic Shoes
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The Mountain Goats - Blue Berry Frost
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The Mountain Goats - Brave
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The Mountain Goats - Broom People
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The Mountain Goats - Chinese House Flowers
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The Mountain Goats - Chinese Rifle Song
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The Mountain Goats - Cobscook Bay
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The Mountain Goats - Coco-Yam Song
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The Mountain Goats - Cold Milk Bottle
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The Mountain Goats - Color in Your Cheeks
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The Mountain Goats - Cotton
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The Mountain Goats - Crane
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The Mountain Goats - Crows
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The Mountain Goats - Cry For Judas
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The Mountain Goats - Dance the Night Away
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The Mountain Goats - Design Your Own Container Garden
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The Mountain Goats - Dinu Lipatti's Bones
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The Mountain Goats - Distant Stations
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The Mountain Goats - Ending the Alphabet
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The Mountain Goats - Escape to Wild Palm City
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The Mountain Goats - Family Happiness
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The Mountain Goats - Faultlines
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The Mountain Goats - Flashing Lights
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The Mountain Goats - Fresh Berries for You
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The Mountain Goats - Game Shows Touch Our Lives
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The Mountain Goats - Get Lonely
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Bogata
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Buffalo
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Chino
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Hungary
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Jamaica
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Mexico
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Morocco
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Norwalk
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Palestine
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Port Washington
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Reykjavik
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The Mountain Goats - Going to San Diego
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Scotland
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Some Damned English City
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Spain
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Tennesee
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Utrecht
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The Mountain Goats - Golden Boy
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The Mountain Goats - Hast Thou Considered the Tetrapod
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The Mountain Goats - Historiography
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The Mountain Goats - I Know You've Come To Take My Toys Away
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The Mountain Goats - I Wonder Where Our Love Has Gone
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The Mountain Goats - Idylls Of The King
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The Mountain Goats - In the Hidden Places
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The Mountain Goats - Insurance Fraud #2
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The Mountain Goats - Isaiah 45:23
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The Mountain Goats - Island Garden Song
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The Mountain Goats - Leaving Home
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The Mountain Goats - Lemon
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The Mountain Goats - Letter From a Motel (or if you prefer: Letter from the Alpha Motel (or if you prefer : Letter from the Alpha Privative Motel))
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The Mountain Goats - Malevolent Cityscape X
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The Mountain Goats - Malted Milk
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The Mountain Goats - Memories
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The Mountain Goats - Minnesota
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The Mountain Goats - Mole
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The Mountain Goats - My Favorite Things
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The Mountain Goats - New Monster Avenue
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The Mountain Goats - Night of the Mules
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The Mountain Goats - Nine Black Poppies
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The Mountain Goats - Noctifer Birmingham
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The Mountain Goats - November Love Song
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The Mountain Goats - Old College Try
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The Mountain Goats - Onions
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The Mountain Goats - Orange Ball of Love
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The Mountain Goats - Orange Ball of Peace
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The Mountain Goats - Original Air-Blue Gown
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The Mountain Goats - Palmcorder Yajna (was: Sacrifice)
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The Mountain Goats - Philippians 3:20-21
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The Mountain Goats - Pigs That Ran Straightway Into The Water, Triumph Of
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The Mountain Goats - Pirates (so long lonely avenue)
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The Mountain Goats - Poltergeist
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The Mountain Goats - Pseudothyrum Song
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Crystal
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Gold
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Heat
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Milk
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Money
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The Mountain Goats - Pure Sound
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The Mountain Goats - Quetzalcoatl Eats Plums
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The Mountain Goats - Quito
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The Mountain Goats - Raid On Entebbe
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The Mountain Goats - Resonant Bell World
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The Mountain Goats - Rockin' Rockin' Pet Store
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The Mountain Goats - Rockin' Rockin' Twilight of the Gods
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The Mountain Goats - Romans 10:9
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The Mountain Goats - Sail On
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The Mountain Goats - Seeing Daylight
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The Mountain Goats - Sept 19th Triple X Love! Love!
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The Mountain Goats - Sheket
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The Mountain Goats - Shower
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The Mountain Goats - Slimy Rich White Bastards
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The Mountain Goats - Snow Crush Killing Song
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The Mountain Goats - Snow Song
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The Mountain Goats - Song For an Old Friend
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The Mountain Goats - Song For Dana Plato
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The Mountain Goats - Song For Lonely Giants
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The Mountain Goats - Song From the Shoreline
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The Mountain Goats - Southwood Plantation Road
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The Mountain Goats - Standard Bitter Love Song #1
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The Mountain Goats - Stars Around Her
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The Mountain Goats - Straight Six
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The Mountain Goats - Sure
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The Mountain Goats - Tallahassee
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The Mountain Goats - Tell Me On a Sunday
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The Mountain Goats - That
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The Mountain Goats - That Hippolytine Feeling
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The Mountain Goats - The Admonishing Song
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The Mountain Goats - The Bad Doctor
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The Mountain Goats - The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton
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The Mountain Goats - The Black Ice Cream Song
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The Mountain Goats - The Doll Song
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The Mountain Goats - The Fall of the Star High School Running Back
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The Mountain Goats - The House That Dripped Blood
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The Mountain Goats - The Irony Engine
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The Mountain Goats - The Legend Of Chavo Guerrero
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The Mountain Goats - The New Potatoes
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The Mountain Goats - The Only Thing I Know
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The Mountain Goats - There Is Power In a Union
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The Mountain Goats - There Will Be No Divorce
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The Mountain Goats - Third Snow Song
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The Mountain Goats - This Year
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The Mountain Goats - Torch Song
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The Mountain Goats - Transcendental Youth
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The Mountain Goats - Transjordanian Blues
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The Mountain Goats - Treetop Song
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The Mountain Goats - Waco
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The Mountain Goats - Warm Lonely Planet
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The Mountain Goats - We Have Seen the Enemy
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The Mountain Goats - We Were Patriots
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The Mountain Goats - Wild Palm City (or: Within You, Without You)
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The Mountain Goats - Wild Sage
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The Mountain Goats - Wishing the House Would Crash
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The Mountain Goats - Wrong!
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The Mountain Goats - You or Your Memory
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The Mountain Goats - Your Belgian Things
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The Mountain Goats - "Bluejays and Cardinals"
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The Mountain Goats - [Forgotten title] (Alpha Compunction)
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The Mountain Goats - [Forgotten title] (John 4:35)
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The Mountain Goats - [Untittled] (Repetition)
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The Mountain Goats - 1 Samuel 15:23
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The Mountain Goats - 15-1
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The Mountain Goats - 15-2
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The Mountain Goats - 25
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The Mountain Goats - Abide With Me
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The Mountain Goats - Adair
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The Mountain Goats - Against Agamemnon
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The Mountain Goats - Against Pollution
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The Mountain Goats - Agemo's Hoops
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The Mountain Goats - Alagemo
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Aquae
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Desperation March
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Double Negative: Going to Catalina
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Incipiens
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Negative
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Omega
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The Mountain Goats - Alpha Rats Nest
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The Mountain Goats - Alphabetizing
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The Mountain Goats - Alphonse Mambo
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The Mountain Goats - Ambivalent Seascape Y
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The Mountain Goats - An Inscription at Salonae
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The Mountain Goats - Anti-Music Song
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The Mountain Goats - Are You Cleaning Off the Stone?
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The Mountain Goats - Autoclave
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The Mountain Goats - Azo Tle Nelli In Tlalticpac?
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The Mountain Goats - Baboon
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The Mountain Goats - Bad Priestess
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The Mountain Goats - Balance
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The Mountain Goats - Baltimore (was: Song For Prince Edward III)
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The Mountain Goats - Beat the Devil
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The Mountain Goats - Black Molly
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The Mountain Goats - Blood Royal
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The Mountain Goats - Blues in Dallas
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The Mountain Goats - Born Ready (was: Know the Way)
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The Mountain Goats - Burned My Tongue
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The Mountain Goats - Calcutta
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The Mountain Goats - California Song
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The Mountain Goats - Cao Dai Blowout
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The Mountain Goats - Carmen Cicero
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The Mountain Goats - Casetino's Nursery
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The Mountain Goats - Cathedral Song
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The Mountain Goats - Chanson Du Bon Chose
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The Mountain Goats - Cheshire County
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The Mountain Goats - Chilean Fire Barrel
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The Mountain Goats - Chino Love Song 1979
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The Mountain Goats - Cobra Tattoo
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The Mountain Goats - Collapsing Stars
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The Mountain Goats - Commandante
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The Mountain Goats - Counterfeit Florida Plates
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The Mountain Goats - Counting Song For Bitter Children
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The Mountain Goats - Creature Song
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The Mountain Goats - Cubs In Five
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The Mountain Goats - Cut Your Hair
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The Mountain Goats - Cutter
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The Mountain Goats - Dance Music
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The Mountain Goats - Deianara Crush
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The Mountain Goats - Deuteronomy 2:10
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The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid
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The Mountain Goats - Dirty Old Town
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The Mountain Goats - Doctor Wu
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The Mountain Goats - Don't Take the Dogs Away
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The Mountain Goats - Down Here
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The Mountain Goats - Downtown Seoul
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The Mountain Goats - Duke Ellington
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The Mountain Goats - Dutch Orchestra Blues
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The Mountain Goats - Earth Air Water Trees
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The Mountain Goats - Edward Munch
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The Mountain Goats - Eleven Bands
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The Mountain Goats - Elijah
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The Mountain Goats - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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The Mountain Goats - Etiquette Song
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The Mountain Goats - Evening in Stalingrad
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The Mountain Goats - Ezekiel 7 And The Permanent Efficacy Of Grace
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The Mountain Goats - Faithless Baccant Song
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The Mountain Goats - Feed This End
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The Mountain Goats - First Few Desperate Hours
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The Mountain Goats - Fit Alpha Vi
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The Mountain Goats - Flower Song
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The Mountain Goats - FM
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The Mountain Goats - Four New Trees
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The Mountain Goats - Fresh Cherries in Trinidad
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The Mountain Goats - Full Flower
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The Mountain Goats - Furniture Store
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The Mountain Goats - Genesis 19:1-2
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The Mountain Goats - Genesis 3:23
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The Mountain Goats - Genesis 30:3
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The Mountain Goats - Ghosts
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Alaska
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Bangkor
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Bolivia
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Bridlington
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Bristol
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Cleveland
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Dade County
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The Mountain Goats - Going to France
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Japan
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Kansas
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Kirby Sigston
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Lebanon
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Lubbock
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Maine
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Malibu
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Marrakesh
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Michigan
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Monoco
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Queens
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Santiago
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Spirit Lake
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The Mountain Goats - Going to Wisconsin
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The Mountain Goats - Golden Jackal Song
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The Mountain Goats - Good Girlfriend
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The Mountain Goats - Gravedigger
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The Mountain Goats - Grendel's Mother
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The Mountain Goats - Half Dead
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The Mountain Goats - Handball
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The Mountain Goats - Harlem Roulette
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The Mountain Goats - Hatha Hill
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The Mountain Goats - Have To Explode
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The Mountain Goats - Hebrews 11:40
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The Mountain Goats - Heights
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The Mountain Goats - Hello There Howard
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The Mountain Goats - Hello, Old Rabbit
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The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
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The Mountain Goats - High Doses #2
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The Mountain Goats - High School Confidential
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The Mountain Goats - History of the Church (Part 1)
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The Mountain Goats - Home Again Garden Grove
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The Mountain Goats - Horseradish Road
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The Mountain Goats - Hotel Road
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The Mountain Goats - I Corinthians 13:8-10
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The Mountain Goats - I Hear the Planets
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The Mountain Goats - I Love You, Let's Light Ourselves On Fire
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The Mountain Goats - I Meant Every Word I Said in New Delhi
The Irony Engine
The Mountain Goats
you slept while i swerved through bumps and dips.
you lept at the chance to act alarmist.
you swept past my face like an eclipse.
you act like i'm your chum and i can treat you like my little sister.
but if you cover the sun with your thumb you can't expect to get a fever blister.
and if the air is filled with a sickening hum,
don't be upset or overcome.
don't worry.
it's just the irony engine working.
you rose like a crane to the occasion.
you froze at the very implication.
you chose to divert the whole invasion.
by winking and shrugging and smiling and giving me an awkward seatbelt hug
before you vanished in the chilly autumn.
i could feel the motor chug.
something tearing loose and striking bottom.
and if you still can't see how a three point plug
could superheat on the lunar tug.
don't worry.
it's just the irony engine working.
yeah don't worry.
it's just the irony engine working.