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The Residents - Bach Is Dead
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The Residents - Caring
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The Residents - Godsong
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The Residents - The Confused Transsexual
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The Residents - Wanda Wanda Wanda
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The Residents - Birds in the Trees
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The Residents - Boo Who
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The Residents - Bridegroom of Blood
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The Residents - Deadwood
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The Residents - Death In Barstow
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The Residents - Dimples And Toes
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The Residents - Everyone Comes To The Freak Show
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The Residents - Fine Fat Lines
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The Residents - Ghost Child
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The Residents - Give it to Someone Else
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The Residents - Handful of Desire
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The Residents - Hanging By His Hair
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The Residents - Home Age Conversation
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The Residents - Honey Bear
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The Residents - Infant Tango
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The Residents - Judas Saves
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The Residents - Life Would Be Wonderful
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The Residents - Moisture
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The Residents - Monkey & Bunny
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The Residents - Part Two: The Making Of a Soul
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The Residents - Sinister Exaggerator
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The Residents - Skratz
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The Residents - Spilling the Seed
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The Residents - Tent Peg in the Temple
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The Residents - The Beekeeper's Daughter
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The Residents - The Dying Oilman
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The Residents - The Man In The Dark Sedan
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The Residents - The Seven Ugly Cows
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The Residents - The Thing About Them
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The Residents - The Vultures Bombay
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The Residents - They Are the Meat
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The Residents - Tongue
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part III)
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The Residents - Tragic Bells
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The Residents - Act of Being Polite
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The Residents - Amber
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The Residents - Bathsheba Bathes
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The Residents - Betty's Body
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The Residents - Birthday Boy
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The Residents - Blue Rosebuds
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The Residents - Bossy
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The Residents - Bouncing Benny
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The Residents - Burn Baby Burn
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The Residents - Cain and Abel
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The Residents - Confused
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The Residents - Constantinople
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The Residents - Consuelo's departure
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The Residents - Demons Dance Alone
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The Residents - Die In Terror
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The Residents - Easter Woman
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The Residents - Elvis And His Boss
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The Residents - End Of Home
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The Residents - Epilogue
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The Residents - Fingertips
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The Residents - Fire Fall
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The Residents - Flight of the Bumble Roach
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The Residents - From The Plains To Mexico
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The Residents - Ginger's Lament
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The Residents - God's Magic Finger
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The Residents - Gone Again
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The Residents - Guylum Bardot
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The Residents - Hard And Tenderly
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The Residents - Harry The Head
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The Residents - Hello Skinny
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The Residents - Here Come The Bums
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The Residents - How to Get a Head
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The Residents - I Gave Myself To You
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The Residents - I Hate Heaven
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The Residents - Jambalaya
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The Residents - Jello Jack The Boneless Boy
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The Residents - Just For You
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The Residents - Kick A Picnic
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The Residents - Kill Him
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The Residents - Kill The Great Raven
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The Residents - Kiss Of Flesh
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The Residents - Laughing Song
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The Residents - Less Not More
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The Residents - Lillie
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The Residents - Living In Vain
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The Residents - Lizard Lady
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The Residents - Loneliness
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The Residents - Loss Of a Loved One
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The Residents - Love Is...
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The Residents - Love Leaks Out
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The Residents - Main Titles
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The Residents - Make Me Moo
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The Residents - Margaret Freeman
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The Residents - Melancholy Clumps
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The Residents - Melon Collie Lassie
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The Residents - Mickey Macaroni
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The Residents - Mickey The Mumbling Midget
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The Residents - Mr. Misery
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The Residents - My Brother Paul
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The Residents - My Second Wife
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The Residents - My Work is So Behind
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The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
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The Residents - Needines
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The Residents - Nice Old Man
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The Residents - Nobody Laughs When They Leave
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The Residents - Pain And Pleasure
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The Residents - Part Four: Never Known Questions
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The Residents - Part One: Edweena
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The Residents - Part Three: Ship's a'Going Down
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The Residents - Perfect Love
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The Residents - Picnic Boy
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The Residents - Picnic In The Jungle
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The Residents - Posession
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The Residents - Red Rider
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The Residents - Santa Dog
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The Residents - Seasoned Greetings
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The Residents - Secrets
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The Residents - Six Things To A Cycle
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The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean
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The Residents - Suburban Bathers
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The Residents - The Aging Musician
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The Residents - The Ascetic
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The Residents - The Car Thief
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The Residents - The Electrocutioner
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The Residents - The Golden Goat
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The Residents - The Nameless Souls
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The Residents - The Old Soldier
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The Residents - The Old Woman
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The Residents - The Service
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The Residents - The Shoe Salesman
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The Residents - The Simple Song
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The Residents - The Spot
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The Residents - The Talk of Creatures
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The Residents - The Weatherman
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The Residents - Their Early Years
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part II)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part IV)
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The Residents - Tourniquet Of Roses
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The Residents - Troubled Man
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The Residents - Ups and Downs
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The Residents - Wanda The Worm Woman
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The Residents - We Stole This Riff
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The Residents - Wolverines
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The Residents - Would We Be Alive?
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The Residents - You Yesyesyes
Kiss Of Flesh
The Residents
upon a special stool. So I said when they were finished with their whole
wheat toast and spinach, we should go back to the secret roomhat had only
been constructed recently to be conductive to the force that grew around
the twins. Once inside, we all admired its silver gleaming pointed spire
that rose into the center of the room. Up and up toward the ceiling,
gracefully it stretched not yielding to the confines of the smallish room.
For it pierced an open circle and vanished deep into the murky night that
had its crown somewhere above. The room had been an inspiration of the
twins that I had taken-building it of wood and tile and chrome. and they
would stay inside for hours, while the rain dripped down the tower,
sitting on a bench around its base. But this time we were not there for
inspiration but to bare our other sides and feel the kiss of flesh.
"Take your clothes off," I commanded like a bold and common bandit basking
in a feeling of control. I was standing back behind them with a length of
line to tie them once their nakedness had been revealed.
"Kneel," I said becoming heated for the task had been completed and I felt
my goal was drawing near.
"Hee hee hee,"
Then I heard a little snicker
"Hee hee...hee hee he."
"What was that!" I said and quickly giggles spread infection in the room.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop!" I said but it seemed to spread and spread.
"Stop it or I won't show you any more!"
"We can't believe that you're so dumb to think we needed anyone to show us
what we've known about for years."
"What!" I screamed in disbelief so certain that I was the thief that took
away their purity, I said, "But what about the other night when she and I
wer locked so tight and..." Laughter drowned me out so I stopped.
"What makes you think that it was `her'", the mocking voices said with
words that sliced me open, fast and quick.
"But I know it must have been, because I smelled her heated skin and..."
"Don't you see, there is no `she' now?
Don't you see, there is no `she' now?
Don't you see, there is no `she' now..."
So I saw there was no she but there was only them and me, and they were
laughing in my face too loud. So I reached into my pocket and a feeling
like a shock exuded from my fingertips and spread along my limbs annd up
my butt and focused just below my guts and made me hold my breath before
the blade could finally fall at last and free me fromhe anger and the
screaming endlessly exploding in my head. So I slit the holy union,
turning it into a wound that gaped apart and bled upon the the
ground-causing me to fire my passion as I stared into the gash that
quivered like a burned and ripped out tongue. So great upon my throbbing
penis was the pull toward this Venus that there was no thought of it at
all. Only all consuming lust to be inflamed in base disgust and smile
about it while I came inside. So I slipped my dick into it thrusting into
pain and spewing blood around the room-I needed more. And so I fucked it
that much harder;
deep and fast I pushed apart the shoulders that were
down below my waist.
Screams were slicing up the air as eyes rolled up and teeth were bared by
lips that stretched too tight and tried to tear. There could be but one
conclusion nto this sick distorted fusion, and of course it came...and so
did I. Madly with my face contorted I convulsed and shoved apart the
shoulders that I gripped so hard and I faintly recollect a ripping sickey
sound of fleshysplitting as I drifted toward a big black hole. And just
before I hit the floor I noticed one was rolling over showing a smooth
unblemished thigh that ended in a red eruption just below her belly
button, but maybe it was only in my mind.
